Stranger: good day to you sir
You: really
You: who are you
Stranger: I am a duke
You: I am peter pan
You: i hate dukes
Stranger: and who might you be?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: good day peter
You: dukes of hazzard that is
You: bwahahahahahaha
You: serious
Stranger: I have not heard of the house of pan before
You: who are you
Stranger: are you german?
You: am i german?
Stranger: indeed
You: well someone in my ancestry fucked a german
You: i am like 1% german
Stranger: ah, well then
You: but most americans have 10 or more europeon countries semen in them
Stranger: I have to go over here now
You: its just a fact
Your conversational partner has disconnected.