OMFG I'm a fvcking idiot!!

[NikPreviousAcct]

So I'm not all that awake. My coffee is brewing but I haven't had a cup yet. I picked up what was left of one of my smokes from last night and tried to light it with my zippo. Once I had it lit, I was going to go get a cup of coffee and sit here waking up...

I grab my lighter and zip-it started. I go to light my cig. However, I don't realize two things:

1) there's only a half inch of this damn thing left. I should have just rolled a new cigarette, but no I'm a dumbass.
2) I should have remembered that I over-filled my lighter and the flame is wildly out of control, but no I'm a dumbass.

I put the mini-cig in my mouth and light the lighter, bring it it to my face. What happens? I fvcking hear something sear and crackle and smell the WORST smell in the WORLD.

Half my eyebrow is burnt off. Literally. My forehead is all red now.



:frown: :|

/me kicks my own ass

 

[erikistired]

wow you are stupid.

 

[Spooner]

dumbass

 

[Anubis]

hahahahahhhhhhahahahahahahahahaa

thats even better then getting you dick jammed in the cd-rom

 

[pyonir]

LMFAO

 

[imported_Mike]

lmao, that is awsome! :camera: of your eyebrow?

 

[Legendary]

Originally posted by: Anubis
hahahahahhhhhhahahahahahahahahaa

thats even better then getting you dick jammed in the cd-rom

 

[Farvacola]

PICS! i want to see this stupidity

 

[judasmachine]

See, smoking is bad for you.

 

[alexeikgb]

Hahahaha.... i mean sorry to hear that

 

[Kelvrick]

Hahhaa. Honorary member of my list.

 

[packmule]

I cannot even think of a response.

 

[FiLeZz]

Please Post the Pics as a testament of your Stupidity.

 

[DaveSimmons]

LOL!

I sometimes start to do things like put the cereal box in the fridge or the milk in the cubbard before I've had my coffee, but I've yet to try to light myself on fire

 

[FrustratedUser]

Hahahahahaha


:camera: = :thumbsup:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Farvacola
PICS! i want to see this stupidity

In order to take pics, I have to remove the batteries from my mouse and put them in my cam. Then take pics. Then I have to go in to my MOM'S computer, on the other side of the house, to hook up the cam to her computer. I can't find the cam's USB drivers for win2k or linux (my PCs). Then I have to transfer it from her computer to my computer.

It's a huge PITA.

I am NOT doing ANYTHING complicated yet. If I do, I'll probably find myself naked on a bus in mexico or something.

 

[Francodman]

hail to thee

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
LOL!

I sometimes start to do things like put the cereal box in the fridge or the milk in the cubbard before I've had my coffee, but I've yet to try to light myself on fire

I once found my remote for the TV in the fridge. I had been looking for it for a couple of days.

 

[Hammer]

yeah, you are.

 

[deerslayer]

Pics please.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
LOL!

I sometimes start to do things like put the cereal box in the fridge or the milk in the cubbard before I've had my coffee, but I've yet to try to light myself on fire

I once found my remote for the TV in the fridge. I had been looking for it for a couple of days.

hahaha

 

[RagingBITCH]

OMFG I'm a fvcking idiot!!

Confirmed.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Nik
I'll probably find myself naked on a bus in mexico or something.

twice was enough, eh?

 

[DougK62]

pics or shens

 

[Blayze]

:camera:?