OMFG I'm a fvcking idiot!!

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jman19

Lifer
Nov 3, 2000
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Originally posted by: jman19
Originally posted by: Nik
Yeah, like a smokers have more accidents than stupid kids who play with matches. :roll:

I'm glad you put yourself in the same league as stupid kids.

Yes, yes you did.

By the way, you jump on bait faster than anyone on this board. Perhaps you're the moron, chump.
 

MainframeGuy

Member
Aug 29, 2004
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Farvacola
PICS! i want to see this stupidity
If I do, I'll probably find myself naked on a bus in mexico or something.

Now for that I will buy the batteries and Fedex them to you - it will be a life changing FUN experience for you - and WE want to see the pics hehe
 

Adul

Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Xionide
This reminds me of two stories here is the first:

I was at my friends birthday party and one of the things he had recieved from one of his friends was this cheapish jet lighter. Since everyone was playing around with it I decided to take the liberty to fill it with the can of butane. I held the lighter upside down in my hand and my hand was shaped into a fist with my thumb being towards the top. So once I had it filled I went in the kitchen where everybody was and lit it. VOOOSH!! lighter fluid was all over my hand and it burst into flames. I screamed like a little girl and tossed it on the ground. The fire went out and there were no injuries. Just a lot of people laughing there ass off as I freaked the fvck out from this thing.

And here is the second:

I was at my cousins house after I just picked up this patato gun that I got from a garage sale. We sprayed some hair spray in it but didnt put the patato in it just to test it out. I spun the little thing and nothing happened. So my cousin is like "let me see this" and proceeds to flick the little sparker, nothing happens. Then he put the barrel to his face and flicked it. POOMF! It went off right in his face. There was a nice circle of black soot that covered almso his whole face. Only the edges of his eyebrows that were not directly exposed to the blast were intact. I never laughed so hard in my life.


HAHAHHAHAHAA
 

Crimzon

Senior member
Nov 6, 2002
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Crimzon
It pains me you share my name. Not only for the fact that it happened, but that you came to anandtech to tell everyone about it.

:roll: Since you "share" my name, do me a favor and have some fun in life, will ya? Christ, pull that redwood out of your ass and live a little.


Right.

Who's the one with 33k posts?
 

Tweak155

Lifer
Sep 23, 2003
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good one, bet you didnt think this thread was gonna be that popular when you made it
 

Nebor

Lifer
Jun 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: Crimzon
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Crimzon
It pains me you share my name. Not only for the fact that it happened, but that you came to anandtech to tell everyone about it.

:roll: Since you "share" my name, do me a favor and have some fun in life, will ya? Christ, pull that redwood out of your ass and live a little.

Right.

Who's the one with 33k posts?

Listen, those 33k mean something here. They mean that he's better than you. So STFU n00b. Oh, and about that redwood, I think some birds are building a nest in your colon.

One more thing.
 

Regs

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
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Ouch. I can only imagine the panic. That's material for Homer Simpson in the next ep.
 

n0cmonkey

Elite Member
Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nik
Okay, I just got up and finished reading the entire thread and I have a few things to say:

1) yes, I read every post
2) I'm still not awake
3) my hair is blond. Using a sharpy won't work --or will it?
4) I have more posts than n0c, Jero, and Klixxer combined. Suck it, n0c.
5) I like... big... boobiesandIcannotlie

You have quantity, I have quality.
 
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