OMFG I'm a fvcking idiot!!

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Nik,

You are hereby knighted as Lord Dumb Ass MOFO with optional OMGWTFBBQWATERMELON.

It is official.

Here here. We need to get the Mods to give Nik a custom title, something like "Synged" or "Burnt".

how about... flamebait?

 

[jman19]

LMFAO @ Nik for:

1) burning himself like that

2) being a moron and smoking

 

[Crimzon]

It pains me you share my name. Not only for the fact that it happened, but that you came to anandtech to tell everyone about it.

 

[z0mb13]

oh and pics?

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Nik,

You are hereby knighted as Lord Dumb Ass MOFO with optional OMGWTFBBQWATERMELON.

It is official.

Here here. We need to get the Mods to give Nik a custom title, something like "Synged" or "Burnt".

how about... flamebait?

I like that suggestion.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Crimzon
It pains me you share my name. Not only for the fact that it happened, but that you came to anandtech to tell everyone about it.

:roll: Since you "share" my name, do me a favor and have some fun in life, will ya? Christ, pull that redwood out of your ass and live a little.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Nik,

You are hereby knighted as Lord Dumb Ass MOFO with optional OMGWTFBBQWATERMELON.

It is official.

Here here. We need to get the Mods to give Nik a custom title, something like "Synged" or "Burnt".

how about... flamebait?

I like that suggestion.

Make it happen, Rossybaby!

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Nik,

You are hereby knighted as Lord Dumb Ass MOFO with optional OMGWTFBBQWATERMELON.

It is official.

Here here. We need to get the Mods to give Nik a custom title, something like "Synged" or "Burnt".

how about... flamebait?

I like that suggestion.

Make it happen, Rossybaby!

Let me just login to the AT Admin screen and change your custom title right now :roll:

/me slaps you upside the head.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Let me just login to the AT Admin screen and change your custom title right now :roll:

/me slaps you upside the head.

You do not ever tell me dammit! I'll kill you, yoooouuuuuu you... fvckingguy!

<edit> whoops! actually spelled out fvck properly and the language filter didn't catch it. Fixed!

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Let me just login to the AT Admin screen and change your custom title right now :roll:

/me slaps you upside the head.

You do not ever tell me dammit! I'll kill you, yoooouuuuuu you... fvckingguy!

<edit> whoops! actually spelled out fvck properly and the language filter didn't catch it. Fixed!

I do that all the time. It's not hard.

And I want a custom title, but I ph33r what I would end up with.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Let me just login to the AT Admin screen and change your custom title right now :roll:

/me slaps you upside the head.

You do not ever tell me dammit! I'll kill you, yoooouuuuuu you... fvckingguy!

<edit> whoops! actually spelled out fvck properly and the language filter didn't catch it. Fixed!

I do that all the time. It's not hard.

And I want a custom title, but I ph33r what I would end up with.

Dude. You can't even properly l337-sp33l the word |D|-|34|2. You are NOT t3h l337! You're not even l336!

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Let me just login to the AT Admin screen and change your custom title right now :roll:

/me slaps you upside the head.

You do not ever tell me dammit! I'll kill you, yoooouuuuuu you... fvckingguy!

<edit> whoops! actually spelled out fvck properly and the language filter didn't catch it. Fixed!

I do that all the time. It's not hard.

And I want a custom title, but I ph33r what I would end up with.

Dude. You can't even properly l337-sp33l the word |D|-|34|2. You are NOT t3h l337! You're not even l336!

0ld sk00l 1337 5p34k BiATCH!

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Nik,

You are hereby knighted as Lord Dumb Ass MOFO with optional OMGWTFBBQWATERMELON.

It is official.

Here here. We need to get the Mods to give Nik a custom title, something like "Synged" or "Burnt".

how about... flamebait?

I like that suggestion.

Make it happen, Rossybaby!

Let me just login to the AT Admin screen and change your custom title right now :roll:

/me slaps you upside the head.

Well if you aren't willing to do that, at least start a petition. You're the Grand Negus, someone will listen.

 

[MithShrike]

You know Nik, FallenHero had a great comment on on of the other members and it applies to you. Unfortunately I cannot find the exact quote so here's a paraphrase:

Certain things just aren't for people like you...

You know like living.

Anyway, LMAO.

 

[rdgr8]

Originally posted by: CheapArse
lmao, that is awsome! :camera: of your eyebrow?

...me want to see proof of your stupidity.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Mith
You know Nik, FallenHero had a great comment on on of the other members and it applies to you. Unfortunately I cannot find the exact quote so here's a paraphrase:

Certain things just aren't for people like you...

You know like living.

Anyway, LMAO.

Im not that dum! You better watch your back or i'm gonna tie some balloons to my office chair and take my sniper rifle way up in the sky so I can see you cuz your far away so i can shoot you in your face!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: moks78

Originally posted by: CheapArse
lmao, that is awsome! :camera: of your eyebrow?

...me want to see proof of your stupidity.

You fvcking idiots should learn to read instead of look at pictures. You'd learn that I have already refused to go through the hastle of taking pics just to appease the crowd on this issue. I've made my decision. Live with it.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: CraigRT

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
LOL!

I sometimes start to do things like put the cereal box in the fridge or the milk in the cubbard before I've had my coffee, but I've yet to try to light myself on fire

I do that exact thing all the time... but usually only that!
(cereal in fridge, milk in cupboard)

One time after breakfast, I opened the microwave door and put the plate half way in then thought... wtf am I doing?

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moks78

Originally posted by: CheapArse
lmao, that is awsome! :camera: of your eyebrow?

...me want to see proof of your stupidity.

You fvcking idiots should learn to read instead of look at pictures. You'd learn that I have already refused to go through the hastle of taking pics just to appease the crowd on this issue. I've made my decision. Live with it.

after this thread you forfeit your right to call anyone else a "fvcking idiot"

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

heheheheh so true :laugh:

 

i've done that as well

i got my first zippo when i was 16
the 3rd day i had it i managed to realllllly overfill it

i was sittin at the park with all my friends when someone noticed a big wet spot in my jeans
I assumed it was mt dew or sweat or something...totally forgetting about the zippo in my pocket
i grabbed my friends lighter (it was laying right there) and lit it, then proceeded to move the flame around the wetspot (in hopes of drying it)

after about 2 seconds my pants went up in flames
i stood up to run around and scream like a girl which made the lighter fluid ran down my leg and make the flame bigger

in a mad panic trying to put out the flames, somehow the flames got really close to the 'line of scrimage'

my last resort was to lose my pants, which i did

i felt like a real retard afterwords, considering there was big water fountain about 15 feet away...plus everyone there had a bottle of soda or water
i still have the zippo (but no longer smoke)
and i still can't grow hair on my right nut

 

[ViRGE]

Petition up.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

LOL

 

[thomsbrain]

there seems to be something inherent in smoking that smokers always have an accident sooner or later, whether it's lighting the bed on fire, or dropping the butt in their lap in the car, or generally scorching themselves one way or another.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Yeah, like a smokers have more accidents than stupid kids who play with matches. :roll: