OMFG! THE CANYONERO HAS ARRIVED!

[Martin]

And its name: the Lincoln Navigator.


I am not kindding, I just saw this commercial: The setting is a parking lot of a supermarket, its starting to rain and a yuppie in her early 30s puts ONE bag of groceries in the trunk and then gets in the car, but as she opens the door, a step folds out and then when she closes the door, the step folds in!

ITS THE CANYONERO PEOPLE!!!!

 

[slikmunks]

canyonero? what's that?

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: slikmunks
canyonero? what's that?

May I proceed to beat him senseless with a trout?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: slikmunks
canyonero? what's that?

Dammit, the cracker I was eating just broke, fell, and rolled into the dark recesses behind my desk :|

nik

 

[StattlichPassat]

...come again?

 

[StattlichPassat]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: slikmunks
canyonero? what's that?

Dammit, the cracker I was eating just broke, fell, and rolled into the dark recesses behind my desk :|

nik

Shall we send out a search and rescue squad? I've got a quad-D MagLite!

(go for it, it's a nef thread now)

 

[pyonir]

my air conditioning just came on.

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

I saw the commercial, but I don't know what a canyonero is either. The step looks cool, but it's one more thing that can break on a car.

 

[prodigy]

Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know what a canyonero is.

 

[StattlichPassat]

Originally posted by: pyonir
my air conditioning just came on.

What kind of A/C unit do you have? How many BTUs? I don't know either, but it's too cold here- going to turn mine off!

 

[SuperCyrix]

Damn you all, none of you watch the Simpsons enough
I'm MAD that it's not named after the Earth Destroyer

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: NightFlyerGTI

Originally posted by: pyonir
my air conditioning just came on.

What kind of A/C unit do you have? How many BTUs? I don't know either, but it's too cold here- going to turn mine off!

i have no clue. it keeps the house cool. that is all i care about. mine won't be off for about three more months. 110 here today in Phx.

 

[zeruty]

I know what a canyonero is!

 

[Scipionix]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
And its name: the Lincoln Navigator.


I am not kindding, I just saw this commercial: The setting is a parking lot of a supermarket, its starting to rain and a yuppie in her early 30s puts ONE bag of groceries in the trunk and then gets in the car, but as she opens the door, a step folds out and then when she closes the door, the step folds in!

ITS THE CANYONERO PEOPLE!!!!

No no NO! Only the F model has the step.

 

[Ns1]

Damn you all, none of you watch the Simpsons enough
I'm MAD that it's not named after the Earth Destroyer

]


ah

that episode

 

[Left]

Stone Phillps says they roll over and catch on fire though.

 

[loup garou]

Bah! When will I get my Maibatsu Monstrosity???

 

[BCYL]

Originally posted by: zeruty
I know what a canyonero is!

So do I!!!

But the canyonero takes up 2 lanes and causes school buses to crash! :Q

 

[silverpig]

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
Canyonero... Canyonero

 

[StattlichPassat]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: NightFlyerGTI

Originally posted by: pyonir
my air conditioning just came on.

What kind of A/C unit do you have? How many BTUs? I don't know either, but it's too cold here- going to turn mine off!

i have no clue. it keeps the house cool. that is all i care about. mine won't be off for about three more months. 110 here today in Phx.

Gads, pyonir... it was only 88 here near Dallas, TX today. I'm wondering why it's not actually hotter- it hasn't been over 100 yet this year! Odd. <ahem!> Not that I'm complaining or anything!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Full lyrics:

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!

 

[wfbberzerker]

post count ++

 

[Martin]

Don't you people watch the simpsons??

Can you name the ruck with four wheel drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! (Whip)
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyoneroooo! Yah! (Whip) (With singers) Canyonero! (Whip)
Krusty in a bubble dressed as a cowboy: Hey, hey!
Announcer: The federal highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero! (Whip)
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! (Whip)
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! (Whip) Canyonero! Ya! (Whip)
She blinds everybody with her super-high beams,
She's a squirrel-squashing, deer-smackin', drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Ya! (Whip) Canyonero! Ya! Ya! On, Canyonero! Ya! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!

 

[yakko]

I see nef people.

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: yakko
I see nef people.

did you look in the mirror?