- Oct 11, 2000
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I got home at about 1:15 a.m. from an awesome night last night with my girlfriend, and I pretty much went straight to bed (I wasn't drinking - I had to drive - so I was tired and worn out). Anyway, as I'm about to drift off to sleep, I hear my alarm somewhere making the noise it makes when I get a burglar. I, being too tired to get up, resolved to look at it tomorrow to see what it said.
Enter the burglar. He had gotten home about 10 minutes before the alarm came on, and was still there when it went off. I went to sleep not even thinking about him having some sort of knowledge of the arlarm...I mean how would he know, right?
I woke up this morning at about 9:00 and went to the kitchen to make breakfast (sausage, cereal and a donut, in case you care ). While it was cooking, I checked my alarm, and strangely enough, it showed NO NEW ALERTS. Investigating further, I went into my alerts log and viewed the messages. It showed that I got one at 1:40 a.m., but IT'D ALREADY BEEN CLEARED.
When I woke up, I had no privates. WTF! Who the fvck cuts off someone's privates when it's clear that it has NOTHING to do with them?
WTF, I'm so angry. It's as if he has NO regard for my privates.
My advice: NEVER ignore the house alarm. NEVER. This is definitely NOT the first time something like this has happened.
Enter the burglar. He had gotten home about 10 minutes before the alarm came on, and was still there when it went off. I went to sleep not even thinking about him having some sort of knowledge of the arlarm...I mean how would he know, right?
I woke up this morning at about 9:00 and went to the kitchen to make breakfast (sausage, cereal and a donut, in case you care ). While it was cooking, I checked my alarm, and strangely enough, it showed NO NEW ALERTS. Investigating further, I went into my alerts log and viewed the messages. It showed that I got one at 1:40 a.m., but IT'D ALREADY BEEN CLEARED.
When I woke up, I had no privates. WTF! Who the fvck cuts off someone's privates when it's clear that it has NOTHING to do with them?
WTF, I'm so angry. It's as if he has NO regard for my privates.
My advice: NEVER ignore the house alarm. NEVER. This is definitely NOT the first time something like this has happened.