OMG LOL read this PLEAAASEEEE

[desiplaya4life]

Ok this is whats happening:

my parents are out with friends, and they'll be back any minute so I REALLY need your help.

Heres some backround:

I volunteer on my sister's softball team, and so yea, whatever I meet this girl, her name is Michelle, and we've been going out for a while. We have a lot in common..... anyways....

So she came over like an hour ago, and I really want to lose my virginity, so I ask her to have sex.

She said: "No, no I can't it's not right" but I told her "Don't worry I know what I'm doing, plus I'll give you two n64 games if you say yes."

So I gave her Donkey Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball, and then she goes to my room. She's a bit confused and scared.

Then I think to myself "I need lube, right? I heard some guys saying you have to lube up or else it might not fit properly..

So I have no lube, but I really want to lose my virginity. I grab some butter from the fridge, but it's cold, it won't melt, so I microwaved it for like 5 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now she's saying I burned it.

I don't know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and she's in the bathroom crying. Please help I am really really scared. Any idea how to shut her up? Should I give her another n64 game?

http://soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=367753

 

[Jhill]

You traded n64 games for sex?

 

[Wapp]

That's pretty funny.

 

[Pastore]

I got a screen shot of this just in case.

 

[biostud]

Repost?

or do I have a severe case of Deja Vu?

 

[bleeb]

uh that was dumb.

 

[AdamK47]

This is so stupid that it has to be fake.

 

[ELopes580]

WTFLMFAOTRADEN64FORVIRGINITYBBQNEF!!!!!!!!

 

[Ronstang]

I thought Indians were smart. You must be from the bottom of the barrel because you are a complete idiot.

 

[Kalvin00]

2/10

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: biostud
Repost?

or do I have a severe case of Deja Vu?

 

[James3shin]

i've always wanted to say this..."SHENS!"

 

[Krk3561]

shens

 

[biostud]

A-HA

I knew it!

 

[Otaking]

Butter nuked for 5 minutes? wtf?

SHENS :|

 

[Nikamichi]

S

 

[OulOat]

lol

 

[SVT Cobra]

OMGWTFBBQSHENSDEFINATELY!

 

[Krk3561]

Originally posted by: Jhill
You traded n64 games for sex?

The OP is just quoting someone else, not himself

 

[Spacehead]

Jeez... what are the odds of this happening twice in a month to 2 different people

edit - 3 times in a month :Q

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: Spacehead
Jeez... what are the odds of this happening twice in a month to 2 different people

Happened to you too?! :Q What games did you give her?

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Otaking

Originally posted by: Spacehead
Jeez... what are the odds of this happening twice in a month to 2 different people

Happened to you too?! :Q What games did you give her?

bwahahahahah

 

[Spacehead]

Originally posted by: Otaking

Originally posted by: Spacehead
Jeez... what are the odds of this happening twice in a month to 2 different people

Happened to you too?! :Q What games did you give her?

I gave her Donkey Kong.
Or was it Konkey Dong


seems like this ij ust making the rounds on different forums.

 

[BrokenVisage]

I wonder what happened to the REAL guy this happened too, since the story must be wide spread enough for 3 people to discover and post on.

 

[Wallydraigle]

That was pretty funny. A couple months ago when it was fresh.