OMG MY FRIEND ALMOST DIED

Syringer

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
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UI just came home and was told by my roommate the REALLY horrible story that almost ahppened to my enighbor.

you see, we live in an apartment complex, and the balcony of mine and my neighbors are kind of connected, as there is about a 3 foot wall that seperates the two of us..and a couple of gate like structures that you basically climb over if you want to cross it..and the gate is about 3 ft high, and you have to step over the gate, and across the the 3-4 foot wall that seperates them.

The only trick though is, that it's on the 4th floor, so you're looking down about 40 feet when you're climbing this. I've personally never tried it out of fear of what possibly could hapepn. I mean, 99/100 times I'll probably accomplish it successfully, but of course there's that 1/100 that I'm afraid of.

So then tonight, my neighbor was REALLY REALLY drunk, and we had to carry him home, and put him into his bed because he was way too out of it to do it himself..and eventually they all did..

HOWEVER, my roommate told me (I wasn't home at the time), that he somehow got out of bed, and climbed out of bed and over our baclony. He started moaning and bumped into some walls in our apt, and our roommate found him crawling along our floor..with his pants covered in piss and his shirt covered in puke. When my roommate told me of this iwas like OMG he couldn't walk, talk, or even stand up muchless crawl, but he MANANGED TO GO OVER OUR BALCONY, a feat that I couldn't do sober. OMG I can't imagine what could've happend.

Thank GOoodness he's okay
 

Syringer

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
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This is a true story btw, I know I'm drunk but I still can separate truth from fiction. I can't fathom what could've happened to him =/
 

Kilgor

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Oct 10, 1999
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Too bad his drunk ass didn't fall, the pain would have been a good lesson. I can see it in the paper now.

"Drunken Idiot in critical conditon"
 

Bowmaster

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Mar 11, 2002
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Did you SEE him climb over the balcony? May some aliens were giving him the ole anal probe and dropped him back off at the wrong apt?
 

zimu

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Jun 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: Bowmaster
Did you SEE him climb over the balcony? May some aliens were giving him the ole anal probe and dropped him back off at the wrong apt?

i like that story better.
 

AndyHui

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Oct 9, 1999
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Climb over the balcony eh?

Well, I guess that's not too hard for a spider.
 

gunblade

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Nov 18, 2002
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Originally posted by: AndyHui
Climb over the balcony eh?

Well, I guess that's not too hard for a spider.

So, that guy was actually the spider on his last story?
 

Azraele

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Nov 5, 2000
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He got so drunk that he managed to cover himself in pee and vomit? Gross.

Glad he's ok though.
 

Yo Ma Ma

Lifer
Jan 21, 2000
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Originally posted by: Syringer
UI just came home and was told by my roommate the REALLY horrible story that almost ahppened to my enighbor.

you see, we live in an apartment complex, and the balcony of mine and my neighbors are kind of connected, as there is about a 3 foot wall that seperates the two of us..and a couple of gate like structures that you basically climb over if you want to cross it..and the gate is about 3 ft high, and you have to step over the gate, and across the the 3-4 foot wall that seperates them.

The only trick though is, that it's on the 4th floor, so you're looking down about 40 feet when you're climbing this. I've personally never tried it out of fear of what possibly could hapepn. I mean, 99/100 times I'll probably accomplish it successfully, but of course there's that 1/100 that I'm afraid of.

So then tonight, my neighbor was REALLY REALLY drunk, and we had to carry him home, and put him into his bed because he was way too out of it to do it himself..and eventually they all did..

HOWEVER, my roommate told me (I wasn't home at the time), that he somehow got out of bed, and climbed out of bed and over our baclony. He started moaning and bumped into some walls in our apt, and our roommate found him crawling along our floor..with his pants covered in piss and his shirt covered in puke. When my roommate told me of this iwas like OMG he couldn't walk, talk, or even stand up muchless crawl, but he MANANGED TO GO OVER OUR BALCONY, a feat that I couldn't do sober. OMG I can't imagine what could've happend.

Thank GOoodness he's okay
Sounds like he is super-attracted to you. What did you do with your little puke &amp; pee covered friend after he made his way back over to your place?
 

Pepsei

Lifer
Dec 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: AndyHui
Climb over the balcony eh?

Well, I guess that's not too hard for a spider.

speaking of which, can you unlock his spider thread?
 

Syringer

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
19,333
2
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Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Originally posted by: Syringer
UI just came home and was told by my roommate the REALLY horrible story that almost ahppened to my enighbor.

you see, we live in an apartment complex, and the balcony of mine and my neighbors are kind of connected, as there is about a 3 foot wall that seperates the two of us..and a couple of gate like structures that you basically climb over if you want to cross it..and the gate is about 3 ft high, and you have to step over the gate, and across the the 3-4 foot wall that seperates them.

The only trick though is, that it's on the 4th floor, so you're looking down about 40 feet when you're climbing this. I've personally never tried it out of fear of what possibly could hapepn. I mean, 99/100 times I'll probably accomplish it successfully, but of course there's that 1/100 that I'm afraid of.

So then tonight, my neighbor was REALLY REALLY drunk, and we had to carry him home, and put him into his bed because he was way too out of it to do it himself..and eventually they all did..

HOWEVER, my roommate told me (I wasn't home at the time), that he somehow got out of bed, and climbed out of bed and over our baclony. He started moaning and bumped into some walls in our apt, and our roommate found him crawling along our floor..with his pants covered in piss and his shirt covered in puke. When my roommate told me of this iwas like OMG he couldn't walk, talk, or even stand up muchless crawl, but he MANANGED TO GO OVER OUR BALCONY, a feat that I couldn't do sober. OMG I can't imagine what could've happend.

Thank GOoodness he's okay
Sounds like he is super-attracted to you. What did you do with your little puke &amp; pee covered friend after he made his way back over to your place?

One of our neighbor's was coming out of the hallway at the time and let him sleep on their couch for the night..something he's been quite used to whenever his roommate needs the place to himself.
 
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