OMG!!OMG!!OMG!! HELP!!

[BigToque]

Me and my big mouth just invited my girlfriend over for dinner tomorrow night. I said I would make a nice fancy meal for the 2 of us!

I CAN"T COOK!!

WHAT DO I MAKE??!?!

 

[narzy]

creamofsomeyoungguy...

 

[Grey]

Pasta, Pork chops, sausage steaks. Not that hard if you pay attention to whats cooking. Make a salad hehe

 

[Hammer]

Buy takeout and pass it off as your own.

 

[UberNeuman]

Tubesteak...

 

[jorken]

Dude no worries, Mac & Cheese never fails.

 

[Czar]

Make Fillet with mushroom souce, personaly love that.

Just go to your mother, ask for a cooking book, find something you think both of you will like, and make it. Its not hard and it doesnt matter how it turns out she will love it because you tried

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

easy,

order italian pasta...like chicken fettucine alfredo or something and garlic bread (already wrapped in foil).

when the pasta gets there, throw it all in a pot. put the garlic breads into the oven.

when she comes over put the pasta onto some plates and take out the bread from the oven. make sure the both the oven and stove are on, but on warming temperatures when doing this.

if you're smooth, you can do this and pull it off easily

 

[Atrail]

Yeah pickup some Boston Market or something and dump it on to house plates.
Put the take out bags in the garage>
Put some dishes in the sink!

 

[LordMaul]

Chicken Rominoff(sp?), italian pasta salad, garlic bread and maybe some broccoli with cheese...white wine, too, if you're of age.

 

[BigToque]

<< creamofsomeyoungguy >>



Thats dessert



<< Buy takeout and pass it off as your own. >>



No go, she said she'd have a blast watching me make the meal.



<< Dude no worries, Mac & Cheese never fails. >>



She hates Mac & Cheese (I can't understand why though... Its the meal of kings)

 

[telstar1]

Here's how you do it:

Buy some candles ...
Buy REAL napkins ... not the crap paper ones ...

Cook something simple ... (there are a TON of recipe websites on the net)
And pick up desert somewhere, so if you screw up the dinner, there's always desert.

It's too easy... Plus, you said she's already your girlfriend ... so what are you worried about?

 

[narzy]

romin on top?

 

[BigToque]

I guess I'll get a cook book from home and see what I can come up with.

I'd like chicken w/ pasta... whats a cool recipe?

 

[MichaelD]

<< Its not hard and it doesnt matter how it turns out she will love it because you tried >>



Bingo.

Want to impress? Check this out.

Do you know how to pan-fry a hamburger? God, at least hopefully you can do that!

Go buy (you do have some money, right?)

1. 4 porkchops
2. Bottle of Lea & Perrins Worchestershire Sauce (yes, you need the brand name)
3. Bottle of seasoning salt
4. Bottle of black pepper
5. Package of frozen corn on the cob. Green Giant makes a bag called "Little Nibblers"

Make sure porkchops are defrosted. Put four porkchops in single layer in baking dish. Take fork and make a million holes in the pork chops.

Season lightly on both sides w/the seasoning salt and garlic powder. Shake Worchestershire sauce really well. Drown the pork chops in it. Take that dish w/the marinading pchops and put in frig (NOT freezer, dummy) for about an hour.

Boil a pot of water and put X-number (4 should do it) ears of corn in.

Then, put pchops in single layer in big frying pan over medium heat. Cover. Cook for 5-7 minutes on each side. You'll know one side is done when it is a nice dark brown, but nOt black color. Flip the pchops at that point.

Eat.

Get some.

Thank MichaelD.

Never fails. This is one of my quick meals.

*EDIT*
While you're at the supermarket, pickup a bag of the premade salad. Italian is always a safe bet, and either a bottle of Italian or Ranch dressing. Salad as an appetizer always impresses the ladies. Guys like beer for an appetizer. Ladies are slightly more refined. Stop whining...you want to eat Thanksgiving Turkey right? You must first set the table.....

 

[Amused]

Can you grill?

Side dishes are easy. Some rice and some Texas Toast to go along with the Fillets.

 

[j@cko]

LOL.... i don't understand that why you said that you can cook... LOL

 

[Passions]

Dude, where is your imagination my main man?

Tuna melt, Clam chowder, Bratwurst sausauge, Chicken breasts, etc.

 

[deadtree]

Dog. Cat Juice. French fried monkey.

 

[MichaelD]

<< Dog. Cat Juice. French fried monkey. >>



Hey ass, go NEF in an AOL chatroom, OK junior?

 

[Gooberlx2]

dude, obviuosly you've got a 'net connection.

find some cooking site and find a good meal with something she likes. (something of an aphrodisiac would be a good idea). Pasta alwasy seems to be a treat, and easy to make. Just follow the directions. If you can build a computer, you can follow directions to cook.

 

[BigToque]

<< LOL.... i don't understand that why you said that you can cook... LOL >>



She knows I can't cook, but I promised her a fine meal for her birthday. I don't want to screw up a b-day meal I'm sure she won't mind if its not perfect, but it would still be nice if I could impress her when she knows I can't cook. (I can make kraft dinner with the best of them though)

 

[BigToque]

<< If you can build a computer, you can follow directions to cook. >>



If it were only true....

 

[Jokeram]

dude.. follow directions.. just don't burn anything and you will be fine.

 

[MichaelD]

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! What is this?



<< (I can make kraft dinner with the best of them though >>



Look, I'm an American, OK? What is this "Kraft Dinner?" Terrence and Phillip keep taking about it on South Park...and you guys do too. Please educate me, here! I gave you a great recipie and you're talking Kraft dinner? What is that? Is it like Hamburger Helper? Swanson TV dinners? ArgggggHHHHHH! Canadian-speak@! Help me.