OMG THE EGGS!!!!!!!

[ThePresence]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!

"WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

"Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?

"Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT DAMMIT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!

"WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

"Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?

"Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT DAMMIT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm on top."

fixed

 

[AMCRambler]

Hahaha good one

 

[Ipno]

Much like those eggs, that guy is only going to be laid once.

 

[FrankSaucedo]

lol

 

[Amused]

:laugh:

 

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

Egg?

 

[habib89]

hahaha

 

[Syrch]

good stuff

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: LASTGUY2GETPS2
Egg?

DIE!!!!

 

[nakedfrog]

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Mucho

Originally posted by: LASTGUY2GETPS2
Egg?

DIE!!!!

You forgot to tell him to fsck off first.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!

"WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

"Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?

"Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT DAMMIT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

Thats a good one!

 

[AdamSnow]

hahaha

My Fiance has a card in her purse that is a "Backseat Drivers License" she whips it out whenever I tell her to STFU and trust me...

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
hahaha

My Fiance has a card in her purse that is a "Backseat Drivers License" she whips it out whenever I tell her to STFU and trust me...

is that when you whip out your pimp pinky ring and back hand her....

 

[AbAbber2k]

:thumbsup:

 

[bleeb]

Lets leave the jokes to Brutuskend.

 

[StevenYoo]

nice one

 

[BooGiMaN]

oh Dios los huevos los huevos!!!

 

[deadlyapp]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: Mucho

Originally posted by: LASTGUY2GETPS2
Egg?

DIE!!!!

You forgot to tell him to fsck off first.

omg my head.

 

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

Oh please. It's not that bad.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!

"WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

"Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?

"Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT DAMMIT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."