Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: LordMaul
While this is obviously going to be disputed and will probably result in a lot of e-penis flexing, I'm probably the best concerning Adobe Photoshop mastery. I've been working with it for more years than I care to count and have an Adobe Expert Cert to back it up. Unlike others, though, I haven't posted any of my actual work here in a long time, so there's probably many others who are better known for their skills than I.
Sorry Maul, I'm going to have to take back that price you gave yourself and instead give you the "best hip thrusting at mcdonalds pay counter" prize.
Originally posted by: Beachboy
I can state unequivocally that I am, without a doubt, the best kitten killer ATOT will ever know.
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: LordMaul
While this is obviously going to be disputed and will probably result in a lot of e-penis flexing, I'm probably the best concerning Adobe Photoshop mastery. I've been working with it for more years than I care to count and have an Adobe Expert Cert to back it up. Unlike others, though, I haven't posted any of my actual work here in a long time, so there's probably many others who are better known for their skills than I.
Sorry Maul, I'm going to have to take back that price you gave yourself and instead give you the "best hip thrusting at mcdonalds pay counter" prize.
Dammit, that was years ago! I haven't sexually harassed a McDonald's employee via unintentionally-erotic thrusting in so long, I've probably lost my touch. :brokenheart:
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: LordMaul
While this is obviously going to be disputed and will probably result in a lot of e-penis flexing, I'm probably the best concerning Adobe Photoshop mastery. I've been working with it for more years than I care to count and have an Adobe Expert Cert to back it up. Unlike others, though, I haven't posted any of my actual work here in a long time, so there's probably many others who are better known for their skills than I.
Sorry Maul, I'm going to have to take back that price you gave yourself and instead give you the "best hip thrusting at mcdonalds pay counter" prize.
Dammit, that was years ago! I haven't sexually harassed a McDonald's employee via unintentionally-erotic thrusting in so long, I've probably lost my touch. :brokenheart:
I dunno who it was, but the guy that photoshopped the one guy out of the picture of the other guy playing the piano, then added a muscle head cat to the picture in the background ... THAT guy is the best guy I've ever seen in photoshop on these forums. I don't know who it was though.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
well that's not too difficult.Originally posted by: eits
chiropractic adjustments... i'm better than LOTS of established chiropractors.
:laugh:
Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: moshquerade
well that's not too difficult.Originally posted by: eits
chiropractic adjustments... i'm better than LOTS of established chiropractors.
:laugh:
? how isn't it difficult? you have to assess, diagnose, and make proper adjustments. being a chiropractor isn't just cracking bones... it's having enough knowledge and skill to diagnose patients and knowing when to adjust, when to use therapy, when to leave it alone, and when to refer to a medical doctor. knowing how to adjust is not an easy thing, either. every adjustment is a specific placing of a bone that's not moving properly or lined up as best as it could be.
but, i know whatever i say, you'll have some ignorant, old-school response about how chiropractors are awful and don't know anything, etc... that's fine, because it's pointless to try arguing with someone who loves to hate something they don't know anything about. times have changed and so has the chiropractic profession...
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: moshquerade
well that's not too difficult.Originally posted by: eits
chiropractic adjustments... i'm better than LOTS of established chiropractors.
:laugh:
? how isn't it difficult? you have to assess, diagnose, and make proper adjustments. being a chiropractor isn't just cracking bones... it's having enough knowledge and skill to diagnose patients and knowing when to adjust, when to use therapy, when to leave it alone, and when to refer to a medical doctor. knowing how to adjust is not an easy thing, either. every adjustment is a specific placing of a bone that's not moving properly or lined up as best as it could be.
but, i know whatever i say, you'll have some ignorant, old-school response about how chiropractors are awful and don't know anything, etc... that's fine, because it's pointless to try arguing with someone who loves to hate something they don't know anything about. times have changed and so has the chiropractic profession...
Oh come on, we all know chiropractors are a bunch of hackjobs who never really went to a REAL medical school, and don't really do anything but crack your neck and push you around, right?!
Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: moshquerade
well that's not too difficult.Originally posted by: eits
chiropractic adjustments... i'm better than LOTS of established chiropractors.
:laugh:
? how isn't it difficult? you have to assess, diagnose, and make proper adjustments. being a chiropractor isn't just cracking bones... it's having enough knowledge and skill to diagnose patients and knowing when to adjust, when to use therapy, when to leave it alone, and when to refer to a medical doctor. knowing how to adjust is not an easy thing, either. every adjustment is a specific placing of a bone that's not moving properly or lined up as best as it could be.
but, i know whatever i say, you'll have some ignorant, old-school response about how chiropractors are awful and don't know anything, etc... that's fine, because it's pointless to try arguing with someone who loves to hate something they don't know anything about. times have changed and so has the chiropractic profession...
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: moshquerade
well that's not too difficult.Originally posted by: eits
chiropractic adjustments... i'm better than LOTS of established chiropractors.
:laugh:
? how isn't it difficult? you have to assess, diagnose, and make proper adjustments. being a chiropractor isn't just cracking bones... it's having enough knowledge and skill to diagnose patients and knowing when to adjust, when to use therapy, when to leave it alone, and when to refer to a medical doctor. knowing how to adjust is not an easy thing, either. every adjustment is a specific placing of a bone that's not moving properly or lined up as best as it could be.
but, i know whatever i say, you'll have some ignorant, old-school response about how chiropractors are awful and don't know anything, etc... that's fine, because it's pointless to try arguing with someone who loves to hate something they don't know anything about. times have changed and so has the chiropractic profession...
oh stop tooting your own horn. you were the one who said you were "better than LOTS of established chiropractors."
brag much?
Originally posted by: moshquerade
... therefore most of them can't be that good. here you are unestablished and you are better than them...
well said. i think this is the first time you have admitted (or at least the first time i've read) that quackopractors do exist. :thumbsup:Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: moshquerade
... therefore most of them can't be that good. here you are unestablished and you are better than them...
i never said most... i said lots. and i am not yet a chiropractor, but i'm confident of my skills and knowledge up to this point in my education. based on some of the stories i've heard from people who've seen chiropractors that i've adjusted, they really weren't that good. they didn't take time to assess and just went ahead and tried adjusting without doing any orthopedic tests or anything. they didn't properly diagnose things. it's probably because they're busy and when you get busy, you forget to do things or you just see patients as cattle that brings money to your wallet...
i'm not going to deny that there are a LOT of bad chiropractors out there... i know there are... they're a stain on the profession. they make people think that chiropractors are full of shyt and are just trying to take your money. however, i take pride in the fact that i know i won't be one of them and that my main focus is preventative and corrective care of patients so that they can maintain a better functioning standard of living.
you will never hear me say that there aren't bad chiropractors or that there aren't chiropractors who just try and take your money... what you WILL hear me say is that older chiropractors are typically not as good as newer chiropractors.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
well said. i think this is the first time you have admitted (or at least the first time i've read) that quackopractors do exist. :thumbsup:Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: moshquerade
... therefore most of them can't be that good. here you are unestablished and you are better than them...
i never said most... i said lots. and i am not yet a chiropractor, but i'm confident of my skills and knowledge up to this point in my education. based on some of the stories i've heard from people who've seen chiropractors that i've adjusted, they really weren't that good. they didn't take time to assess and just went ahead and tried adjusting without doing any orthopedic tests or anything. they didn't properly diagnose things. it's probably because they're busy and when you get busy, you forget to do things or you just see patients as cattle that brings money to your wallet...
i'm not going to deny that there are a LOT of bad chiropractors out there... i know there are... they're a stain on the profession. they make people think that chiropractors are full of shyt and are just trying to take your money. however, i take pride in the fact that i know i won't be one of them and that my main focus is preventative and corrective care of patients so that they can maintain a better functioning standard of living.
you will never hear me say that there aren't bad chiropractors or that there aren't chiropractors who just try and take your money... what you WILL hear me say is that older chiropractors are typically not as good as newer chiropractors.
Originally posted by: Malak
I am the most knowledgeable about the bible. At least as far as I know, have seen few others that know as much.
Originally posted by: mrzed
I am better than anyone I've seen at throwing grapes and catching them in my mouth
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: mrzed
I am better than anyone I've seen at throwing grapes and catching them in my mouth
Ever see the Blue Man Group?