With all the death lately, Chris Reeves, Ken Caminitti, Rodney Dangerfield.....................
The Bad situation in Iraq and in general around the world.....................
Politics...........(need I say more on this?)
The misfortumate A/Ter's......................
I don't post much anymore, but, though it was time for one of the good old joke threads to attempt to bring some cheer back into our lives!
Here goes.....................
A St. Louis Cardinal fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a Kansas City Royals fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.
The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so far the terrible crime, they were sentenced to death!
However, it was a Saudi national holiday on the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Royals fan was the first in line (he had drank the least), so he thought about this for awhile and then said, Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Royals fan had to be carried away crying like a baby.
The Cubs fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said, "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through, sending the Cubs fan out crying like a little girl.
The Cardinals fan was the last one up, (he had finished off the crate).
The Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world. Your city and fans are the greatest. For this, You may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Cardinal fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?, the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Cubs fan to my back."
GO CARDINALS!!!!!
The Bad situation in Iraq and in general around the world.....................
Politics...........(need I say more on this?)
The misfortumate A/Ter's......................
I don't post much anymore, but, though it was time for one of the good old joke threads to attempt to bring some cheer back into our lives!
Here goes.....................
A St. Louis Cardinal fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a Kansas City Royals fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.
The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so far the terrible crime, they were sentenced to death!
However, it was a Saudi national holiday on the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Royals fan was the first in line (he had drank the least), so he thought about this for awhile and then said, Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Royals fan had to be carried away crying like a baby.
The Cubs fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said, "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through, sending the Cubs fan out crying like a little girl.
The Cardinals fan was the last one up, (he had finished off the crate).
The Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world. Your city and fans are the greatest. For this, You may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Cardinal fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?, the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Cubs fan to my back."
GO CARDINALS!!!!!