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He replies "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"
Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait till your dad gets home, hes going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!"
So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad comes home and goes up to Johnnys room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy.
"Great job son! How old are you 12, 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?"
So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?"
The boy answers..
"No, that's okay Dad, My ass is still sore!"
its an oldie ..but I like it.
Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait till your dad gets home, hes going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!"
So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad comes home and goes up to Johnnys room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy.
"Great job son! How old are you 12, 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?"
So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?"
The boy answers..
"No, that's okay Dad, My ass is still sore!"
its an oldie ..but I like it.