One day little Johnny comes home from school

[Ladies Man]

Originally posted by: ModerateRepZero
"inconceivable" - Princess Bride

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Denithor

Originally posted by: Fritzo
haha...you implied the teacher was male, and he had anal sex with the boy.

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Quick u r

My thoughts exactly, fast on the uptake aren't we today?

Quicker than you.
Your sarcasm meter fails you.

EDIT:
My reading fails me.

I am fail, personified.

Luckily I have many friends.

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Little Johnny's class was doing an exercise where the teacher would write a letter on the board, then choose a student who would then come up with a word that started with that letter, then use that word in a sentence. She was of course wary of picking little Johnny for some letters.

"Okay class, the first letter is P."

Hands shoot up and little Johnny is waving his hand back and forth eagerly. The teacher thinks of a few bad words that begin with P so she chooses Amanda.

"Potatoes. Last night I had potatoes for dinner."

"Very good Amanda. Okay, the next letter is C."

Hands shoot up. Little Johnny is waving even more eagerly. There's no way the teacher is going to let Johnny take this one.

"Yes Suzie."

"Cat. I have a pet cat named Mittens."

"Very good Suzie. Okay class, the next letter is R."

Hands shoot up, Little Johnny is waving frantically. The teacher can't think of any bad words that start with R so she lets little Johnny go.

"Yes Johnny, go ahead."

"RATS! RATS WITH HUGE FUCKING COCKS!"

Similar:

Johnny, teacher, letters, etc....

"Very good Suzie. Okay class, the next letter is U."

Hands shoot up, Little Johnny is waving frantically. The teacher can't think of any bad words that start with U so she lets little Johnny go.

"Urinate," says Johnny. The teacher thinks that's not as bad as it could have been. "Use it in a sentence Johnny."

"Urinate. But if your tits were bigger you'd be a ten."

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: leftyman
He replies "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"

Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait till your dad gets home, hes going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!"

So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad comes home and goes up to Johnnys room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy.

"Great job son! How old are you 12, 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?"

So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?"


The boy answers..


"No, that's okay Dad, My ass is still sore!"


its an oldie ..but I like it.

So Johnny went to a Catholic school?


Poor Johnny...he's always in trouble...

Last year, he got one of the little battery-powered airplane that fly with a wired-remote control.

He'd go around and around in circles, then land the plane and say,
"Alright, all you motherfuckers who want off...get the fuck off, and all you motherfuckers who want on, get the fuck on the plane...NOW!"

Then he'd start the plane up, take off, and go around and around for a few minutes, and do it all over again.
"Alright, all you motherfuckers who want off...get the fuck off, and all you motherfuckers who want on, get the fuck on the plane...NOW!"

Unfortunately for Johnny, his mom overheard him...and made him put the plane away and take a nap.

A couple of hours later, she let him have the plane back, but made him promise that he wouldn't say that anymore.

So...Johnny gets the plane out and says,
"All you nice people who want on, please board now...all you nice people who want off, please deplane at this time...and anyone who wants to complain about the delay...Talk to the bitch in the kitchen!"

Poor Johnny...