one leg at a time

[mordantmonkey]

You've heard the expression "we all put our pants on one leg at a time", right?
well I don't. i figured it was just a silly expression. But I've come to find most people actually do. In fact everyone i've asked says they do.

I can't be the only one that puts both legs on at the same time.

 

[tasmanian]

I think you are.

 

[atybimf]

explain how one would put them on two legs at a time? jumping?

 

[mordantmonkey]

i usually sit on the bed, put both legs in then pull while standing up on the balls of my feet. sometimes it can involve a little hop if necessary.

 

[Bignate603]

Originally posted by: atybimf
explain how one would put them on two legs at a time? jumping?

You could do it by sitting down when you're pulling on your pants.

 

[PHiuR]

i'm not a fat ass.

i put on my pants one leg at a time.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
i'm not a fat ass.

i put on my pants one leg at a time.

lol... harsh

 

[IronWing]

Lie on my back on the floor and slide my pants on as I straighten my legs out over my head. Sorry, no videos ever made of this procedure. Not that I know of anyway.

 

[Colt45]

How do you do it when you're at a campground shower or something, where there is nowhere to sit?

 

[CorCentral]

Damn, I thought that O'Reilly lost a leg or something!

 

[mordantmonkey]

i'm not a fat ass even if standing up i just step into both legs and then reach down and pull up the jeans. like i said when i think of it i stand on the balls of my feet, that way they don't snag when i pull them up.

 

[Paladin3]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
i usually sit on the bed, put both legs in then pull while standing up on the balls of my feet. sometimes it can involve a little hop if necessary.

Isn't that how they teach you to do it in the county jail, you know, so that nobody can sneak up and...um...from behind...

 

[mordantmonkey]

no i've never been in jail. besides i think you'd be safer the other way round.

 

[Howard]

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

 

[Ballatician]

I place the pants that I am about to wear on the ground perfectly lining up the waist with the cuffs so that I can see the floor through the length of each leg. I then precisely hop into the center of each leg so that each foot touches the ground at the EXACT same time and then bend down to pull the pants up; using a hop if necessary otherwise on the balls of my feet.




Actually, I go one leg at a time.

 

[Away]

"I'm dirty, I'm lazy, and I don't wear pants."