One of my dogs...

[HappyPuppy]

She just jumped on me and I asked her, "Do you want me to beat you, stomp on your head and throw you out in the pouring rain?"

She rolled over on her back with all four paws up in the air, all the time wagging her tail and licking at my hands.

Being the accomodating old fart I am, I grabbed her by the tail. swung her around my head three times and let loose at the furthest wall where she hit with a sickening thump and fell to the floor, oblivious to my love. :shocked:

I love dogs! They are so much fun. :roll:

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You are not a happy puppy. You are a sick one.

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[Wanescotting]

UH, wtf?

 

[sixone]

Go back to bed. :disgust:

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

I love dogs too, they're delicious

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
I love dogs too, they're delicious

Nice to see the Asian membership represented.

 

[ELopes580]

I think ATOT @ night/early AM hit a new low.....

 

[Wanescotting]

Nice to see the Asian membership represented.

:thumbsup:

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
I love dogs too, they're delicious

Nice to see the Asian membership represented.

I resent that.

 

[imported_Mike]

:camera:'s?

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
I love dogs too, they're delicious

Nice to see the Asian membership represented.

I resent that.

No one cares

 

[Orsorum]

You made the baby Jesus cry, HappyPuppy. Why did you do that?

 

[0roo0roo]

i just fed my dog a healthy baby.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
I love dogs too, they're delicious

Nice to see the Asian membership represented.

I resent that.

Resent this! *grabs crotch*

 

[Wanescotting]

I resent that.

Or do you represent that?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Geez, what a bunch of fvcking maroons, except Osorum of course.

I love dogs and I would do absolutely anything in my power to please them, including hunting down, killing and feeding them cats. :Q

Don't you see what a nice guy I am now?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Geez, what a bunch of fvcking maroons, except Osorum of course.

I love dogs and I would do absolutely anything in my power to please them, including hunting down, killing and feeding them cats. :Q

Don't you see what a nice guy I am now?

of course we understand. I like my pets so much, I feed them nothing but ground-up PETA members.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: ELopes580
I think ATOT @ night/early AM hit a new low.....

Naw.. that would be HappyPuppy's dog poop eating thread from last summer...

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: ELopes580
I think ATOT @ night/early AM hit a new low.....

Naw.. that would be HappyPuppy's dog poop eating thread from last summer...

I am touched that you remember.

Now, do you remember the goat thread? :evil:

 

[cy7878]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
I love dogs too, they're delicious

Nice to see the Asian membership represented.

And you thought that plate they served you in Chinatown is chicken....

 

[MidasKnight]

Originally posted by: sixone
Go back to bed. :disgust:

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Geez, what a bunch of fvcking maroons, except Osorum of course.

I love dogs and I would do absolutely anything in my power to please them, including hunting down, killing and feeding them cats. :Q

Don't you see what a nice guy I am now?

Feed them to dogs, eh? Good idea. I was just stomping on them for fun. This is WAY better.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: cy7878

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
I love dogs too, they're delicious

Nice to see the Asian membership represented.

And you thought that plate they served you in Chinatown is chicken....

I thought it was strange that they called it "Kung Pao Spaniel." :Q

 

[Mandos]

Hrm. Gross. Gross. Gross.

 

[generaltso88]

Originally posted by: cy7878

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
I love dogs too, they're delicious

Nice to see the Asian membership represented.

And you thought that plate they served you in Chinatown is chicken....

Sorry, not everything is chicken in a chinese restaurant, maybe if you were in a soul food place.

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
I love dogs too, they're delicious

Nice to see the Asian membership represented.

I resent that.

No one cares

And nobody cares about you!