One-third of Americans would give up sex before their cell phones

[ShawnD1]

Those are people who weren't going to be having sex during that week anyway.

Probably the opposite. People with no sex do stupid shit like buy beer for women they don't even know (wtf!?!?). People who have sex all the time can't be bothered to go across the street for sex.


I think the more alarming thing is how only 70% would give up alcohol before their phone. Really? So 30% are so hardcore about drinking that they can't stop drinking for 1 week?

 

[actuarial]

What percentage of the US is married?

 

[moshquerade]

i could survive w/o a cellph0ne

 

[BudAshes]

Ask ridiculous questions and you will get ridiculous answers.

 

[shortylickens]

Have they gone three years without sex?
Cuz I sure as shit have.

Its funny to think you actually have a choice anyways (well I guess women sorta do).

 

[mugs]

The one week timeframe is a pretty important factor here. Many people give up sex for a week every month anyway...

 

[SMOGZINN]

Sex, if you're really really really lucky you'll do it once a day, for what, 15 minutes? I never had it before but I'm guessing it does not last any longer than that? Ok, an hour then? Whatever. Then it's over. You're all sweaty and smelly, there's cum all over the place, you have to take a shower, clean up after the mess, and if something went wrong, you'll lose whatever left of your freedom in 9 months.

Yeah, I'll take the cell.

Wat?!? No. Just no. It is not even lunch time and I've had sex twice today, and I'm going over to my primary partners for the weekend tonight so I expect I'm not done.

Sex is a major part of many peoples lives, it can last for as little as a few minutes or go on for hours, and that is true for nearly everyone. It is highly variable. Sex is much more then a few minutes of thrusting then clean up.

I think that when asking that question they got some very flippant responses. It is easy to say you would give up sex, but if actually faced with the choice I bet most would toss their cell phone out the window with out a second thought.

 

[SunnyD]

I'd give up my cellphone FOR sex.

 

[hanoverphist]

If you left your cell phone at work and realized it after you left, would you go back for it? I've been less than a mile away on a Friday afternoon and not gone back for my cell phone.

I really couldn't possibly give a shit about it.

while i ignore the hell out of my home phone and my gv number when it rings, my work number has to be available 24/7 for emergencies. not office emergencies, work policy is 6am to 6pm. my customers have needed me at all hours tho, so im always on call. kind of sucks on vacation, but it comes with the job.

i could easily give up sex for a few years. since i already have.

 

[nonameo]

No cell phone anyway. lol.