One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass.

[shortylickens]

True story.
He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room.
So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him: 'Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?'
And he said to me: 'Shorty, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?'
My cousin was a weird guy.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

And he said to me: 'Shorty Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?'
My cousin was a weird guy.

FTFY

 

[Krazy4Real]

I don't think that's a true story.

 

[nakedfrog]

I don't think that's a true story.

Suppose it were shorty's cousin telling the story instead? More believable?

 

[tynopik]

so, is 'my cousin' the new 'asking for a friend'?

 

[shortylickens]

so, is 'my cousin' the new 'asking for a friend'?

He's from Canada, you wouldnt know him.

 

[momeNt]

True story.
He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room.
So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him: 'Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?'
And he said to me: 'Shorty, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?'
My cousin was a weird guy.

If you're gerbiling without a gerbil sack, you're a moron and you deserve the cat in your ass.

And LOL "cousin Walter" at least have the common sense to change your cat avatar before posting a SWIM story. Amateur.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

He's from Canada, you wouldnt know him.

Yeah, pretty much all Canadians are into anal gerbils, so it's not like he'd be memorable.

 

[Charmonium]

It'd be more interesting if he sent the cat in from the other end.

 

[BxgJ]

I should have known better than to click on this thread.....

 

[Brainonska511]

You forgot the fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd: