only in america

[RobCur]

Only in America...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America...
are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America...
do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...
do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a "diet" coke.

Only in America...
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

Only in America...
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America...
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...
do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".

 

[MacBaine]

Careful... some people might claim that we stole this joke from the British :roll:

 

[Schadenfroh]

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[AFB]

Allah bless it.

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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[Platypus]

Thanks for repasting your chain email abortion.

 

[AcidicFury]

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[GoodToGo]

Originally posted by: Ness

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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[DWW]

Only in America...
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Weirdos At least in Canada our hot dogs come in packages of twelve and buns in eights. That way we only need 2 packs of dogs and 3 bags of buns. You guys need 4 packs of dogs and 5 packs of buns

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Careful... some people might claim that we stole this joke from the British :roll:

Or the Canadians
Or the Iraquis
Or The French
Or.. gee that is so old

 

[oniq]

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: Ness

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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[Crucial]

My hot dogs come in a pack of 8

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: Ness

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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[purbeast0]

i dont konw bout you americans, but here in maryland the packages of Nathans hotdogs come in packs of 8 ... and these hotdogs are the best hotdogs ever

i like em better than Cony Island hotdogs which everyone is in love with .

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Careful... some people might claim that we stole this joke from the British :roll:

hahaha

 

[bastula]

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: Ness

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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[GoodToGo]

Originally posted by: bastula

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: Ness

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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[loup garou]

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: bastula

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: Ness

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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[bastula]

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: bastula

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: Ness

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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[AmbitV]

Originally posted by: bastula

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: bastula

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: Ness

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: bastula

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: bastula

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: Ness

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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[loup garou]

Originally posted by: AmbitV

Originally posted by: bastula

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: bastula

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: Ness

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
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[imported_Ziggy]

wtf? lol!

 

[SETiCruncherXy]

gross.. you guys eat hotdogs? :disgust:

 

[Cashmoney995]

Yet god bless this magnificent country and let us work together to continue its glory.