OOOoohMYGoD my crotch itches!!!

[HappyPuppy]

It won't quit itching and I have an ugly rash with white pustules. I keep scratcing and they keep coming back.

I can deal with that, but the little black things are crawling aroung. They usually just stay in one place but now they keep BITING ME!!!

Would Vaseline help? Please, help me, it HURTS!!

 

[FleshLight]

Me thinks you need to call limecat ASAP

 

[screw3d]

:disgust:

 

[dighn]

dude

 

[her209]

Do you have herpes?

 

[bugoox]

I go to throwup.

 

[Chu]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
It won't quit itching and I have an ugly rash with white pustules. I keep scratcing and they keep coming back.

I can deal with that, but the little black things are crawling aroung. They usually just stay in one place but now they keep BITING ME!!!

Would Vaseline help? Please, help me, it HURTS!!

If your serious - head out to walgreens and buy some anti-lice shampoo. Shampoo the little dood and then shave it.

 

[thawolfman]

NOES!

 

[nboy22]

crabs? scabies? lol.. I sure hope he isn't serious....

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

For j00!

 

[naruto1988]

whoa homie. that's nasty.

 

[MichaelD]

1. Pour gasoline over the infected area
2. Touch match to gasoline-soaked, infected area
3. Wait
4. Wait
5. No, not yet
6. Hold out, you pussy
7. Scream in pain
8. Rejoice as bugs and infection are burned away
9. Report to closest Emergency Medical Treatment Facility (EMTF) for evaluation
10. Leave $5 crack-whores alone next time


You're welcome!! I enjoy helping others.!

 

[SmoochyTX]

Why oh why did I click on this thread???? :cry;

 

[Kalvin00]

Just stick a firecracker down your pants and light it. I guarantee, no bugs! :laugh:

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
It won't quit itching and I have an ugly rash with white pustules. I keep scratcing and they keep coming back.

I can deal with that, but the little black things are crawling aroung. They usually just stay in one place but now they keep BITING ME!!!

Would Vaseline help? Please, help me, it HURTS!!

you die now?

 

[shimsham]

heres what you do. grab a lighter, some beer, and some clippers.

shave half your pubes off, pour beer on the half of your crotch that still has hair. as the bugs run to the shaved side, burn them with the lighter.

works every time.

 

[hjo3]

Ban!

 

[HappyPuppy]

I feel better now. I poured 6 cans of Coke on my crotch. The black thingies went away and the rash is no longer pustulating.

 

[naruto1988]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I feel better now. I poured 6 cans of Coke on my crotch. The black thingies went away and the rash is no longer pustulating.

:disgust:

 

[Insane3D]

Maybe if you showered more than once every other month...

 

[Epoman]

FREAK

 

[nan0bug]

OH NOES!! YOU HAVE THE SCABIES!@$!@

 

[Schadenfreude]

Whhhut in the hell was this about . . ..

 

[BullyCanadian]

Originally posted by: hjo3
Ban!

I CONCUR

I WISH I DIDNT CLICK THIS THREAD!

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Whhhut in the hell was this about . . ..

Par for the course with HP....these threads are probably going to increase in frequency as the senility sets in and starts devouring his brain as time goes on...