OT - Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[amdxborg]

This was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! Full story is here!!!

a Short piece from the full story...

"3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well."

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[OhioDude]

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

OMG! LMAO!

This can't be for real... :laugh:

 

[scoser]

When I first read this a couple of years ago, I was too annoyed to laugh at it. But yes, I'm pretty sure no one could have written this with a straight face.

 

[Soggysocks]

:Q:|:disgust:

What school did this fool "gradgiate" from ?

 

[BlackMountainCow]

OMG

 

[ProviaFan]

When I first read it a few years ago, I was actually concerned, because I know some parents that are so alarmist and paranoid about everything that they could have actually come up with BS not unlike that. But it's just a joke, so we can all laugh.

 

[theinsen1]

WTF!!:| :|

OMG!! if my dad finds out I am busted.
nice one borgie!!

 

[Dalephi]

Some people will believe anything!

 

[oldman420]

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

omg I am so shocked I never knew

 

[wischeez]

I have 3 AMD boxes, I must be Super-Hacker


Thanks for the laugh Johan:thumbsup:

 

[cthulhu]

That's hilarious!:laugh:

 

[LANMAN]

Smile...

YOUR ON CANDID Camera!!!



DOH???

LOL!!!

--LANMAN

 

[Quasmo]

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[kreb]

Originally posted by: oldman420
6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

omg I am so shocked I never knew

Using Quake?? They make it sound like it's an addictive drug!

..on second thought..