Interesting, I hadn't heard of this.
Yep, and what's wrong with brats? Boil 'em in beer and throw them on the grill, mmmmm.As a Gamer, if Jesus makes me choose between him and Zelda, I'm gonna have to go with Zelda every time.
Great white hunters. The lions don't approve of one of their number being "harvested."
Predator hunters need their balls shot off.Great white hunters. The lions don't approve of one of their number being "harvested."
Lol, the sign holder is fine with whore but won't allow mastur in masturbator. Awesome! Love it!
there was a cartoon or something showing hell and how utterly packed it was, and heaven had like 5 people in it.Lol, the sign holder is fine with whore but won't allow mastur in masturbator. Awesome! Love it!
So few of us are going to make it to heaven. This dude's going to be so alone he'll have to masturbate just to pass some time.
Trump? Is that you?And I'm already fucked, so I may as well enjoy the ride.
Sounds about right. I've read about a lot of different religions and cults (one the same) and there is no way I'm getting in. Plus, so many of them are horrible, can't imagine I'd want to spend eternity with them any way but the awesome people I know who say as often as I do they're going to hell... We're going to have a real good time. Religious people... Suckahs! Given that most Gods seem to be wrathful, hateful, tantruming toddlers. <---- seems weird that. Kind of think we get enough of that in this life and those emotions seem soooo, human.there was a cartoon or something showing hell and how utterly packed it was, and heaven had like 5 people in it.
If there really is a heaven and really is a hell, I feel that may not be too far off. And I'm already fucked, so I may as well enjoy the ride.
Oops, I promised myself I'd stop posting here unless I had a humorous meme. Sorry everyone.Sounds about right. I've read about a lot of different religions and cults (one the same) and there is no way I'm getting in. Plus, so many of them are horrible, can't imagine I'd want to spend eternity with them any way but the awesome people I know who say as often as I do they're going to hell... We're going to have a real good time. Religious people... Suckahs! Given that most Gods seem to be wrathful, hateful, tantruming toddlers. <---- seems weird that. Kind of think we get enough of that in this life and those emotions seem soooo, human.
lol, I've been vacationed many a time.
Why do you keep bringing humorless dumbshittery into the joke thread?
The idea is you would be perfected in love, in a non-temporal eternity, and not want the bodily things; just to worship in love. What you are talking about is hell:Sounds about right. I've read about a lot of different religions and cults (one the same) and there is no way I'm getting in. Plus, so many of them are horrible, can't imagine I'd want to spend eternity with them any way but the awesome people I know who say as often as I do they're going to hell... We're going to have a real good time. Religious people... Suckahs! Given that most Gods seem to be wrathful, hateful, tantruming toddlers. <---- seems weird that. Kind of think we get enough of that in this life and those emotions seem soooo, human.
In your case that may be advisable.
Muslim terrorists are not the problem, it's the vehicles! BAN VEHICLES!