Page was just fired via text message.

[SunnyD]

... and needs to turn in her uniform. Apparently they weren't taking any more of her crap at work.

The only problem here is my wife's name isn't Page.

 

[CVSiN]

???
I'm completely lost..

 

[Tristicus]

wat

 

[SunnyD]

???
I'm completely lost..

Wife receives text message intended for a person named "Page" who is apparently getting fired via said text message. Is it really that hard to follow? Did the new year come with free stupid pills or something and I missed it?

 

[hclarkjr]

huh?????

 

[blackdogdeek]

so your wife received said text message? and it was incorrectly sent to her?

EDIT: i win!

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Random Text of the day brought to you today by...
SUNNYD!
And the letter T!

 

[Dead3ye]

I'm taking that your wife received the text by mistake.

Does your wife even work with Page?

 

[SunnyD]

so your wife received said text message? and it was incorrectly sent to her?

EDIT: i win!

The wall at Tanagra! Shaka! When the walls fell!!!

I'm taking that your wife received the text by mistake.

Does your wife even work with Page?

My wife is a stay-at-home mother... if Page is working here, my taxes are in deep doodoo.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

... and needs to turn in her uniform. Apparently they weren't taking any more of her crap at work.

The only problem here is my wife's name isn't Page.

Your wife should have fun with it and text the guy back that she just found out she was preggers with his child.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

I would reply back 'take your job and shove up your ass -Page'

 

[nace186]

They just misspell your wife's name.

 

[CVSiN]

Wife receives text message intended for a person named "Page" who is apparently getting fired via said text message. Is it really that hard to follow? Did the new year come with free stupid pills or something and I missed it?

Not if you use complete sentences like you did there..
Using fragments like the OP you wrote.. yah little hard to decipher.

 

[spacejamz]

Pics of Page???

Needed to determine if she needs a should to cry on after such a traumatic event..

 

[joesmoke]

... if Page is working here, my taxes are in deep doodoo.

and page owes you a LOT of back rent... :awe:

 

[AMDZen]

Wife receives text message intended for a person named "Page" who is apparently getting fired via said text message. Is it really that hard to follow? Did the new year come with free stupid pills or something and I missed it?

The way I interpreted it, your wife knew someone named Page who was fired via Text message, and for some reason you wished that it was your wife who was fired instead.

Your OP was difficult to understand, and your an ass for acting like its cut and dry. Learn to dictate a thought, ass.

 

[zinfamous]

Wife receives text message intended for a person named "Page" who is apparently getting fired via said text message. Is it really that hard to follow? Did the new year come with free stupid pills or something and I missed it?

You're OP is a bit confusing. you should read it before posting...maybe take some time before doing so.

A lot of crucial, missing information is needed to actually make that work. It sounds like you're having a conversation with someone on the phone, which works perfectly well for the both of you b/c the two of you are getting all the info. Us third party listeners are only getting half the story. Same thing as if you are having this conversation with the voices in your head.

For one thing, I see "Page," and I think it's someone's position. The name is usually spelled Paige, afaik.

 

[SpatiallyAware]

Reply with:


"Hah that's fine! Pres and I were sleeping together, this'll end well!"

 

[techs]

... and needs to turn in her uniform. Apparently they weren't taking any more of her crap at work.

The only problem here is my wife's name isn't Page.

The real problem is finding Page so you can see her nekkid.

 

[calvinbiss]

Your wife should have fun with it and text the guy back that she just found out she was preggers with his child.

This for sure. Or that she's been pissing in the soup.

 

[BoomerD]

Meh...I figured out what the OP meant immediately. How difficult is it?

Of far greater concern is why he hasn't returned the text with "Fuck you, you beautiful being! I'm keeping the uniform." or something equally as offensive and "shit-stirring."

 

[SunnyD]

You're OP is a bit confusing. you should read it before posting...maybe take some time before doing so.

A lot of crucial, missing information is needed to actually make that work. It sounds like you're having a conversation with someone on the phone, which works perfectly well for the both of you b/c the two of you are getting all the info. Us third party listeners are only getting half the story. Same thing as if you are having this conversation with the voices in your head.

For one thing, I see "Page," and I think it's someone's position. The name is usually spelled Paige, afaik.

Subject...

Additional description...

Punch line.

I really wish I didn't miss out on the stupid pills now.

 

[BoberFett]

The real problem is finding Page so you can see her nekkid.

I'm pretty sure everyone has already seen "Page's" goods. OPs wife just got fired from her "night job."

 

[JujuFish]

I really wish I didn't miss out on the stupid pills now.

Trust me, you didn't.

 

[zinfamous]

Subject...

Additional description...

Punch line.

I really wish I didn't miss out on the stupid pills now.

yeah, you really got to shop this one to an audience, bro. Just saying that stand up may not be your thing.

it sounds good in your head, sure. but again...it fell flat.