Paper: Why go to college?

[OS]

because educated people are less likely to be obese?

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
rofl 600 words?

My professors make us write more like 600 lines haha

600 words was NOT the issue. The issue was a straight lack of content. I do everything I can to avoid BS'ing papers. (I'm not paying tuition to scrape by with BS; I am responsible for my own education, and this is self discipline.) I can't pull five words out of the air if I am to have a paper with substance, never mind 600.

 

[joecool]

1) the booze

2) the babes

3) did i mention the booze?

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: kevinthenerd

Originally posted by: spanky
u go for the beer and babes

Beer ain't quick enough. I like vodka. :beer:

Vodka aint quick enough, I like Everclear.

 

[m2kewl]

3. babes, booze, parties

2. more $$$ starting salary

1. can't tell my kids all i did was HS, no college == Loser (IMO, YMMV)

 

[esun]

There you have 8 topics. If you can write 75 words per topic, that's 600 words. Of course, that 600 words probably includes an introduction and conclusion, cutting it down to something like 500 words, so in reality you have even less to write. Pick your three most important reasons, elaborate, BS a little, and you'll have 600 words in no time.

 

[kevinthenerd]

The paper's done. Thanks for all your help.