Paranoia for the evening...

[BOBDN]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: BOBDN
I am George W. Bush.

I post horrible facts about myself knowing the idiots who support me will only become enraged by them and thereby solidify my base.

Dad,

I've hooked up with some friends and am traveling with them on their Harley's. We're off to Nevada where they have lined up a good paying job for me on a Ranch! I'm sorry for my past indiscretions, I'm hoping that by getting back to the land I'll be able to make you proud of me again.

sandorski

Please stop making up stories about me. Everyone can tell they aren't really true.

Dad was never proud of me to begin with so how could I ask him to be proud of me again?

And besides I already have a ranch. I clear brush there all the time.

Brush is our biggest cash crop.

Brush is much easier to find than oil.

Unless the oil is in Iraq.

But Uncle Dick is in charge of that so I really don't know for sure.

Thanks
Georgie

PS

If you don't stop I'm gonna' tell Rumsfeld about you too.

If you still don't stop I'll tell Rumsfeld to give your name to Ashcroft.

Thanks
Georgie

 

[Napalm]

Seems like most folks know what other folks do in real life for the most part.. Did I miss your thrust?

Whoa - hold on now! Who the hell said anything about me thrusting???

N

PS. Cadkindaguy was the only who took this seriously, which is appropriate since I wasn't actually joking...

PPS. LOL @ Dealmonkey's post...

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: Napalm
Back in the old days, when this forum was about computers, I used to wonder how many anonymous employees from Matrox, AMD, NVidia, Abit and other companies trolled these boards to spread the good word about themselves or, more likely than that, the bad word about their competitors. I always considered that a clue to such individuals was usually that they posted intelligently about the same topic, and posted only in one forum category (i.e., Video). I remember others wondering the same thing, often with rather interesting accusations.

Recently after reading several posts in this forum I did a little search of a couple of individuals posts'. I was surprised that several people around here fit the mold - intelligent posts always about the same general topic and posts always in this forum category. Makes me wonder if there are not other "employees" trollig this little corner of the Anandtech Forums?

Nah - I am sure I am just being paranoid...

N

Thanks, I needed that.