Parents just left town for the week...

[FinalFantasy]

Alright...so my family just left on a 5-day cruise to Mexico and I'm stuck here with

1) A 5 bdrm 2 story house to myself w/a pool
2) My step-dad's 2002 BMW M5
3) " " " 1996 Lexus SC300 w/rims, exhaust etc etc
4) No money but a lot of crap to pawn

Ideas?

BTW...I've already got my ex coming over to f*** tonight and all day tomorrow and another girl from Palmdale coming over Wednesday to watch my Bball game and then f***.

I'm just looking for some "bad" sh(t to do.

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OK...updates.

Couldn't find the keys to the M5 or the Lexus, so I'm guessing my parents took them.

My ex came over last night and we did it on the couch (twice) once to the Pretty Ricky CD and another time to the Simpsons @12 (Fox 11)...in the pool once and then in my bed.

Woke up this morning to her jacking me off.....so we did it.

Bought a pack of Kool's and a couple of 40oz's, went swimming and her friend (that I've been told wants to have a three some with me) is coming over in a couple of hours to "go swimming" and she's bringing some more liquor. BTW a few days ago her friend walked in on us doing it and started watching for a second then said she had to ask my ex a question.....as horny as I was I kept going and she kept watching...only problem was that she had a guy in the next room she was supposed to be having sex with.

Wish me luck on the menouj (sp?).

Still debating on a party...

PICS will be posted.

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Update 2

Sorry for the delay PICS ARE COMING tonight...

and trust me...if you're a man and you have a functioning set of nuts and a penis you'll want to see them...nerds be prepared to break your lotion and tissue box out.

All you haters can suck on my left nut.

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Update 3

Parents found out (also found this thread). Got kicked out of my house. That's all you need to know.

Later.

Edit:
BTW, i'm 21 and been living on my own since 18. Just moved back in my parents for a little money saving. This was really nothing, but something fun to post.

 

[EyeMWing]

MAD SEX IN THE BACK OF THE M5!

 

[shortylickens]

Party, drugs, sex, repeat.

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
MAD SEX IN THE BACK OF THE M5!

For the win... except the n00b probably can't drive stick

EDIT: If you're redheaded, I wouldn't touch any of your stepfather's sh!t. Just a word to the wise.

 

[EyeMWing]

Actually, make that mad sex in the following locations:

1. Back of M5
2. Pool
3. Kitchen counter
4. Everywhere else imaginable

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: AStar617

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
MAD SEX IN THE BACK OF THE M5!

For the win... except the n00b probably can't drive stick

Who said it had to leave the driveway?

 

[meltdown75]

a lot of crap to pawn? hahah

 

[FinalFantasy]

BTW...i'm going to my dad's office to look for the keys to his M5.

Updates later.

Edit: I CAN drive stick. ;D

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: AStar617

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
MAD SEX IN THE BACK OF THE M5!

For the win... except the n00b probably can't drive stick

Who said it had to leave the driveway?

He's on ATOT asking for advice in this situation. Trust me, he's gonna need an outreach program to get women to the place.

Good thing you do drive manual, FF... get your ass out there and be (do?) somebody!

 

[LongCoolMother]

waiting for the 'sausagefest' response...

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: FinalFantasy
BTW...i'm going to my dad's office to look for the keys' to his M5.

Updates later.

Edit: I CAN drive stick. ;D

Just because you can drive it doesn't mean you should. Nothing good will come from trying to take out a car like that, stick to pettier wrongdoings that won't get you killed.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: FinalFantasy
BTW...i'm going to my dad's office to look for the keys to his M5.

Updates later.

Edit: I CAN drive stick. ;D

I bet you can. :Q

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: FinalFantasy
BTW...i'm going to my dad's office to look for the keys' to his M5.

Updates later.

Edit: I CAN drive stick. ;D

Just because you can drive it doesn't mean you should. Nothing good will come from trying to take out a car like that, stick to pettier wrongdoings that won't get you killed.

That M5 is probably too much car for your, if he didn't toss you the Keys before he left.

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: FinalFantasy
BTW...i'm going to my dad's office to look for the keys to his M5.

Updates later.

Edit: I CAN drive stick. ;D

I bet you can. :Q

^^cold as ice

 

[SilentRavens]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: FinalFantasy
BTW...i'm going to my dad's office to look for the keys' to his M5.

Updates later.

Edit: I CAN drive stick. ;D

Just because you can drive it doesn't mean you should. Nothing good will come from trying to take out a car like that, stick to pettier wrongdoings that won't get you killed.

I have to agree, instead you should do like the others said, mad sex in the back, much more fun, and safer (well usually anyway.)

 

[stan394]

Originally posted by: SilentRavens

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: FinalFantasy
BTW...i'm going to my dad's office to look for the keys' to his M5.

Updates later.

Edit: I CAN drive stick. ;D

Just because you can drive it doesn't mean you should. Nothing good will come from trying to take out a car like that, stick to pettier wrongdoings that won't get you killed.

I have to agree, instead you should do like the others said, mad sex in the back, much more fun, and safer (well usually anyway.)

that won't get him killed but may make him a father

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
MAD SEX EVERYWHERE IN THe HOUSE!!

Fixed!

But seriously, this could be your only chance do DO IT!!

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: AStar617

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: FinalFantasy
BTW...i'm going to my dad's office to look for the keys to his M5.

Updates later.

Edit: I CAN drive stick. ;D

I bet you can. :Q

^^cold as ice

F#CK YO COUCH! :|














^_^

 

[ttown]

rent the movie "Risky Business" for other good ideas....

 

[seanws]

find a girl, have her come over, then ask her to hold out her hand

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: seanws
find a girl, have her come over, then ask her to hold out her hand

Put your penis in it.
.....
Profit.

 

[monk3y]

Wouldn't really mess around with the cars but a party should definately be in the makings.

 

[Cattlegod]

have sex in your parents bed!!!

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
have sex in your parents bed!!!

That too!

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: monk3y
Wouldn't really mess around with the cars but a party should definately be in the makings.

You lack balls. I'd bust a virgin all over the back seat of the M5 and more or less ruin the tires.