paris is going to jail....

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TheGizmo

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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Great. Now, with all this new street cred, all she has to do is sleep with Nelly and then she'll release a multi-platinum selling R&B album.

LOL That was my first though too heh. Not Nelly, I was thinking Jay-Z, but yeah lol

Jay-Z had sex with Byonce, why would he trade down?

b/c to him, thats new pvssy..
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: jdiddy
Originally posted by: StumbleBum1
I'd love to be her bitch in the slammer

Hope you enjoy the herpes.

OH NOES, VD!

before you post again on adult subjects, get laid a lot first. Sex <> STD's
 

GuitarDaddy

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Nov 9, 2004
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They will probably make several episodes of the Simple Life "Paris Does Hard Time","Nicole vists Paris in jail","Paris picks a fight"
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Number1
Some info from the net:

Ms. Hilton, 26, pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 per cent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.

She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program are what landed the socialite back in court.

On Jan. 15, Ms. Hilton was pulled over by California Highway Patrol. Officers informed her that she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging that she was not to drive, according to papers filed in Superior Court.

Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies stopped Ms. Hilton on Feb. 27 and charged her with violating her probation. Police said she was pulled over at about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.

She needs to be in jail big time.

Huh? I am willing to bet she was speeding but in a well lit area. DUI laws are fuxored, .08 BAL by breath test is about as unscientific as saying since ducks lay eggs people aren't having offspring since they don't lay eggs.

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Still you should play by the rules or work to get them turned.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: TheGizmo

Jay-Z had sex with Byonce, why would he trade down?

b/c to him, thats new pvssy..[/quote]

you think that's his goal?
 

jdoggg12

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Aug 20, 2005
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Thank you god! One less retarded walking herpie walking the street. That chick is so retarded, its not even funny. She's the boobless Anna Nicole. This just made my day! thank you OP!!
 

Conky

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Originally posted by: Vonkhan
she's criminally stupid
She really is terribly and painfully stupid.

She even showed up ten minutes late for court and we all know how judges like to be kept waiting. Everything is a big joke to her but now the laugh is on her. At least her and Joe Francis can share lines, umm, I mean share prison stories after they get out. :laugh:
 

mjrpes3

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I read this on CNN:

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

Doesn't anyone know what she meant by that last statement... I don't get it at all.
 

lupi

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Apr 8, 2001
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Looking forward to the leaked security cam of the shower sceen
 

RallyMaster

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Originally posted by: lupi
Looking forward to the leaked security cam of the shower sceen

she's flat and not that hot. the only reason so many find her appealing is because of her porn vid all over the Intarweb. jeez....
 

lupi

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Apr 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: RallyMaster
Originally posted by: lupi
Looking forward to the leaked security cam of the shower sceen

she's flat and not that hot. the only reason so many find her appealing is because of her porn vid all over the Intarweb. jeez....

um, and?
 

Linflas

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Jan 30, 2001
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After reading about how her mother acted in court it seems the apple has not fallen far from the tree.
 

JC86

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If Paris would have just apologized to the public and do her time, my impression of her would have changed . . . but then her mom tells the press how her sentence is ludicrous and that the judicial system is a waste of taxpayers money. That just pisses me off . . . if you're rich enough to hire the best lawyer out there and they still can't save your ass, that means you must have done something wrong. With all her DUIs, its damn near a miracle that she hasn't killed or injured someone . . . stop being a rich stuck up bitch and own up to your mistakes. 45 days isn't the end of the world and if it can change her reckless ways, which i doubt, we should be giving the judge a medal of honor.
 

91TTZ

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She's a horrible, useless, and ugly person, and I'm glad to see that wench behind bars.
 
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