Paris is loose

[crt1530]

Originally posted by: waggy
On fox they are saying it is a rash that got her out. not her refusing to eat.


ohh and she already has a interview lined up with Barbra Walters.

The jail probably realized they couldn't keep up with the dosing schedule for her herpes/syphilis/gonorrhea/chlamydia/hepatitis/HIV super cocktail.

 

[Linux23]

I feel quite sad for Paris really.


Now she has to serve the full 45 day sentence under house arrest, i'm sorry Mansion arrest. I sure hope her friends will supply her with her daily supply of drugs and semen.

 

[Darthvoy]

Originally posted by: waggy
On fox they are saying it is a rash that got her out. not her refusing to eat.


ohh and she already has a interview lined up with Barbra Walters.

if that's is true, then I have no hope for humanity!

 

[purbeast0]

this thread makes me realize how pathetic some posters on ATOT are

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Darthvoy

Originally posted by: waggy
On fox they are saying it is a rash that got her out. not her refusing to eat.


ohh and she already has a interview lined up with Barbra Walters.

if that's is true, then I have no hope for humanity!

apparently now they are saying that there was a possibility she could have a nervous breakdown and thats why she got home arrest...

why is everyone surprised that the rich and famous get different treatment than us lowly peons?

 

[IGBT]

..I'll bet she drove her self home medical dope in hand.

 

[13Gigatons]

She weaseled out. Since she is a celebrity I would have given her six months in jail to set a good example.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: Darthvoy

Originally posted by: waggy
On fox they are saying it is a rash that got her out. not her refusing to eat.


ohh and she already has a interview lined up with Barbra Walters.

if that's is true, then I have no hope for humanity!

apparently now they are saying that there was a possibility she could have a nervous breakdown and thats why she got home arrest...

why is everyone surprised that the rich and famous get different treatment than us lowly peons?

yeap now its a nervous breakdown.

is everyone suprised? not really. just upset that it is that way.

 

[Fox5]

Originally posted by: The Cornballer

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: The Cornballer

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she's been loose for quite some time.

hotdog down a hallway?

Think more like hotdog in the grand canyon.

i suppose she has tainted herself.
there is redemption tho.
i can see paris having some moral revelation and joining a religion/cult in her late 20s early 30s.
her enlightenment is imminent.

Only if she actually serves real jail time or rehabilitation and needs to have one in order to get out sooner/further her career.

Can I use the hilton case as a defense if I ever get caught drunk driving without a license?

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: Linux23
I feel quite sad for Paris really.


Now she has to serve the full 45 day sentence under house arrest, i'm sorry Mansion arrest. I sure hope her friends will supply her with her daily supply of drugs and semen.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

The ankle bracelet will come off in a few days due to tan-line creation. Or it'll scratch her semen donor. Either one will be recognized as a necessary medical condition by the LA County Sherriffs Dept. :disgust:

 

[waggy]

any bets on how long before she is pictured outside of her house? i give it a week 2 tops.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: waggy
any bets on how long before she is pictured outside of her house? i give it a week 2 tops.

I'm watching video of the LAC spokesman now. One of the questions asked was: Martha Stewart was allowed to leave her house for business. Paris' business is going out and partying. Will she be allowed to leave her house to attend events?

The answer was: I don't think so.

Right.

 

[MagicConch]

I would probably get out of jail any way I could so I can't blame her for that. Still though, this says a lot about LAC.

 

[AlienCraft]

America, where you are entitled to justice, well, as much as you can afford anyway.

Yay LA SD, for making a mockery of "the system".

Again. :disgust:

 

[invidia]

If i was a famous, wealthy celebrity, I'm going to run genocide camps. I'm 100% sure I'll only get 60 days at max if I get caught and convicted.

 

[Alone]

Money is an illness? No wai!

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
The ankle bracelet will come off in a few days due to tan-line creation.

Or it'll scratch her semen donor.

Either one will be recognized as a necessary medical condition by the LA County Sherriffs Dept. :disgust:

I'll volunteer

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
The ankle bracelet will come off in a few days due to tan-line creation.

Or it'll scratch her semen donor.

Either one will be recognized as a necessary medical condition by the LA County Sherriffs Dept. :disgust:

I'll volunteer

ewww

 

[Cattlegod]

on the up side, she will be humiliated by the new strip search video/pic that was captured.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: waggy
any bets on how long before she is pictured outside of her house? i give it a week 2 tops.

I'm watching video of the LAC spokesman now. One of the questions asked was: Martha Stewart was allowed to leave her house for business. Paris' business is going out and partying. Will she be allowed to leave her house to attend events?

The answer was: I don't think so.

Right.

of course not, the parties will be at her house.

 

[UberNeuman]

Damn, my dream has been foiled!:|

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer

next time i have to stay at a hilton hotel, im gonna leave a turd in the bed... or the bin.

Someone already left a turd in a Hilton while in bed. February 17, 1981 was the date.

 

[Goosemaster]

woah...did a sheriff just disobey a sentence ordered by judge...or did I read that wrong?!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Hahahahahaha... Paris has to be back in court tomorrow at 9am. The Sherriff may be looking at contempt of court charges. :laugh:

According to one other report Paris was let out because she was suicidal. Well if that's all it takes to get out of jail... Why hasn't anyone tried that before?

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070608/D8PKAB4G0.html

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Hours after Paris Hilton was sent home under house arrest Thursday, the judge who put her in jail ordered her into court to determine whether she should be put back behind bars. Hilton must report to court at 9 a.m. Friday, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

"My understanding is she will be brought in in a sheriff's vehicle from her home," Parachini said.

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning if Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton Thursday morning.

The celebrity inmate was sent home from the L.A. County jail's Lynwood lockup shortly after 2 a.m. for an unspecified medical condition in a stunning reduction to her original 45-day sentence.

She was ordered to finish her 45-day sentence under house arrest, meaning she could not leave her four-bedroom, three-bath home in the Hollywood Hills until next month.