Passing a piss test

[Young Grasshopper]

So, I'm sure this thread has been done a million times before, but what's one more? I've been in school without a job for awhile, but I wanted to find some bullshit, low-pressure type job over the holidays to get some extra cash. I've just started smoking herb again, so it's gonna be a problem if I'm asked to piss in a cup. How do I beat a drug test? Keep in mind I've applied to a few places, so I really could be called in at any time; it's not like I know when these are gonna take place.

This is unethical and likely illegal in some areas. AT is not a place to discuss things like this.
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[meltdown75]

How do I beat a drug test?

stay off the pot for a while and apply to more jobs when you're clean? just a wild crazy suggestion

 

[Acanthus]

I don't think the answer to this question is hard to discern.

I heard 40,000mg of Acetaminophen will help.

 

[mesthead21]

So, I'm sure this thread has been done a million times before, but what's one more? I've been in school without a job for awhile, but I wanted to find some bullshit, low-pressure type job over the holidays to get some extra cash. I've just started smoking herb again, so it's gonna be a problem if I'm asked to piss in a cup. How do I beat a drug test? Keep in mind I've applied to a few places, so I really could be called in at any time; it's not like I know when these are gonna take place.

Um. Stop smoking for a week, drink a ton of water and cranberry and apply to a job? Is it really that hard?

 

[syrillus]

stay off the pot for a while

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[CRXican]

fail

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Don't smoke weed

 

[DivideBYZero]

A drugs test only tests for drugs, so, and here is the advice part, don't do any drugs prior to a test. No drugs. None. That's pretty much the answer.

 

[darkxshade]

ATOT paging Dr ZaneJohnson...

 

[BW86]

get somebody elses piss

 

[IceBergSLiM]

google the urinator. its flawless.

edit: http://www.urinator.com

 

[Pepsei]

they sell a whizinator... i won't post a pic.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Damn OP..are you dumb or just that young to think about these things in advance? There's ways around the drug test. I'm not going to tell you because I'd rather see you get smacked in the face. Have fun being broke.

 

[SunnyD]

What's amazing is that people don't see this coming a mile away. Seriously.

Oh wait, they're too stoned all the time to see it coming. Sorry, lapsed in the common sense area for a minute.

 

[Ausm]

Don't smoke weed

I passed a piss test and smoked a shitload of weed 2 days before it.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

A drugs test only tests for drugs, so, and here is the advice part, don't do any drugs prior to a test. No drugs. None. That's pretty much the answer.

Yes be a good sheep and comply. It is the only way!

 

[her209]

get somebody elses piss

Can they tell if its from a human versus non-human?

 

[syrillus]

I passed a piss test and smoked a shitload of weed 2 days before it.

I think the OP is reefering to marijuana, not dandelions.

 

[Ausm]

Can they tell if its from a human versus non-human?

Take some piss in from Pjabber and find out.

 

[Jadow]

they also have a temperature strip on the cup. If you get someone elses piss, you gotta keep it between 90 and 100 degrees or they will reject it and you will have to do an observed collection where they stand in the bathroom with you

 

[IceBergSLiM]

they also have a temperature strip on the cup. If you get someone elses piss, you gotta keep it between 90 and 100 degrees or they will reject it and you will have to do an observed collection where they stand in the bathroom with you

It can happen but its no true in all cases. I've done my share and I've never seen a temp strip on the cup. If you are using the urinator it is close enough to your body to get around this anyways. Everytime I've been they don't even look at the sample until minutes afterward so its already cooled quite a bit.

 

[effowe]

Get a detox drink from your local head shop, has worked for friends. You drink it and wait an hour or so, then you have a window of time where you will be clean.

 

[Miramonti]

Someday the internet will be a decent resource to quickly find LOTS of information about this.

I'm thinking I might develop a neat search tool in order to find it quickly too, because I'm a visionary, that's me.

 

[meltdown75]

Yes be a good sheep and comply. It is the only way!

LOL you make it sound like he's giving away his freedom of choice and free will, when it's nothing more than just abstaining for a while. be a good sheep and comply. bahahahahh. be more dramatic.

 

[KK]

just piss thru a used coffee filter.