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[hdeck]

Nightmare

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

EDITED to protect screen names

Jason: I hate asian women
Jason: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3591856.stm
me: oh my god
Jason: yeah
Jason: just like real asian women
Jason: take all ur money
me: HAHAHAHA
Jason: and give u nothing in return
me: dude
me: im gonna put that in my profile ;-)
Jason: I could go to canada and spend that money on a bj
Jason: LOL
me: PUHAHAHAHAHA

 

[UglyCasanova]

and a family across the street kept waving at me, but they kept changing from amish to ghetto

 

[isasir]

<no text>

 

[SnowyEnigma]

http://www.wheredown.com/softview.asp?id=4250

 

[brtspears2]

rent: $432.50
gas: $8.93
cable: $47.54
power: $59.08
misc loans: $557.78

total: $1,105.83

Yup my roommate owes me plenty of money.

 

[jdiddy]

223351209

 

[Dulanic]

It's a long one.... was showing my friend how a poker game I was in went, went from way short stack to big stack and won... BTW Im arcedor.... Oh well who cares if it's long, you wanted me to paste whats in my clipboard so here it is.

***** Hand History for Game 871713792 *****
Sep800: lol
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 5400849) - Mon Aug 23 03:09:35 EDT 2004
Table Table 11482 (Real Money) -- Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 3: Sep800 (2920)
Seat 6: sexogil (4629)
Seat 10: Arcedor (451)
Sep800 posts small blind (200)
sexogil posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Arcedor [ Qh, 7h ]
Sep800: just need to cover it now
Arcedor raises (451) to 451
Arcedor is all-In.
Sep800 folds.
sexogil calls (51)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Ac, 7d, 3d ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 7s ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Jh ]
Creating Main Pot with $1102 with Arcedor
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1102 |
Board: [ Ac 7d 3d 7s Jh ]
Sep800 balance 2720, lost 200 (folded)
sexogil balance 4178, lost 451 [ 8s 4h ] [ a pair of sevens -- Ac,Jh,8s,7d,7s ]
Arcedor balance 1102, bet 451, collected 1102, net +651 [ Qh 7h ] [ three of a kind, sevens -- Ac,Qh,7h,7d,7s ]

***** Hand History for Game 871714374 *****
Sep800: he aint goin nowhere
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 5400849) - Mon Aug 23 03:09:54 EDT 2004
Table Table 11482 (Real Money) -- Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 3: Sep800 (2720)
Seat 6: sexogil (4178)
Seat 10: Arcedor (1102)
sexogil posts small blind (200)
Arcedor posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Arcedor [ 3h, 3s ]
Arcedor: you cant get rid of me!
Sep800 raises (800) to 800
sexogil folds.
Arcedor raises (702) to 1102
Arcedor is all-In.
Sep800 calls (302)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 3d, 6s, 8d ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Qc ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 9c ]
Creating Main Pot with $2404 with Arcedor
** Summary **
Main Pot: 2404 |
Board: [ 3d 6s 8d Qc 9c ]
Sep800 balance 1618, lost 1102 [ As Jc ] [ high card ace -- As,Qc,Jc,9c,8d ]
sexogil balance 3978, lost 200 (folded)
Arcedor balance 2404, bet 1102, collected 2404, net +1302 [ 3h 3s ] [ three of a kind, threes -- Qc,9c,3h,3s,3d ]

***** Hand History for Game 871715056 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 5400849) - Mon Aug 23 03:10:15 EDT 2004
Table Table 11482 (Real Money) -- Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 3: Sep800 (1618)
Seat 6: sexogil (3978)
Seat 10: Arcedor (2404)
Arcedor posts small blind (200)
Sep800 posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Arcedor [ 9d, Ah ]
Arcedor: and a comeback!
Sep800: holy tris batman
sexogil folds.
LiquidSAE: thats a kick in the balls
Arcedor: hehe
Arcedor: ya that is
Arcedor calls (200)
Sep800 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 9h, 9c, 4h ]
Arcedor bets (400)
Sep800 folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1200
Board: [ 9h 9c 4h ]
Sep800 balance 1218, lost 400 (folded)
sexogil balance 3978, didn't bet (folded)
Arcedor balance 2804, bet 800, collected 1200, net +400

***** Hand History for Game 871715837 *****
500/1000 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 5400849) - Mon Aug 23 03:10:39 EDT 2004
Table Table 11482 (Real Money) -- Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 3: Sep800 (1218)
Seat 6: sexogil (3978)
Seat 10: Arcedor (2804)
Sep800 posts small blind (250)
sexogil posts big blind (500)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Arcedor [ Ks, Qs ]
Sep800: jsut like that..its me goin bye bye first
Arcedor: nice lay down had the set again
Arcedor calls (500)
Sep800 folds.
sexogil checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 7s, 2s, 7c ]
sexogil checks.
Arcedor bets (500)
sexogil raises (1000) to 1000
Arcedor calls (500)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 9c ]
sexogil bets (500)
Arcedor calls (500)
** Dealing River ** : [ 6s ]
Sep800: just let me get 2nd palce please
sexogil bets (500)
Arcedor: this is gonna hurt but im so far in
Arcedor raises (804) to 804
Arcedor is all-In.
sexogil calls (304)
Creating Main Pot with $5858 with Arcedor
** Summary **
Main Pot: 5858 |
Board: [ 7s 2s 7c 9c 6s ]
Sep800 balance 968, lost 250 (folded)
sexogil balance 1174, lost 2804 [ 5s 7d ] [ three of a kind, sevens -- 9c,7d,7s,7c,6s ]
Arcedor balance 5858, bet 2804, collected 5858, net +3054 [ Ks Qs ] [ a flush, king high -- Ks,Qs,7s,6s,2s ]

***** Hand History for Game 871717699 *****
500/1000 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 5400849) - Mon Aug 23 03:11:39 EDT 2004
Table Table 11482 (Real Money) -- Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 3: Sep800 (968)
Seat 6: sexogil (1174)
Seat 10: Arcedor (5858)
sexogil posts small blind (250)
Arcedor posts big blind (500)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Arcedor [ Kh, 9c ]
Sep800 folds.
sexogil raises (924) to 1174
sexogil is all-In.
Arcedor calls (674)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 3c, 8h, 6s ]
Sep800: call
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ad ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 6d ]
Creating Main Pot with $2348 with sexogil
** Summary **
Main Pot: 2348 |
Board: [ 3c 8h 6s Ad 6d ]
Sep800 balance 968, didn't bet (folded)
sexogil balance 2348, bet 1174, collected 2348, net +1174 [ Kc Qh ] [ a pair of sixes with queen kicker -- Ad,Kc,Qh,6s,6dQh(kicker card) ]
Arcedor balance 4684, lost 1174 [ Kh 9c ] [ a pair of sixes -- Ad,Kh,9c,6s,6d ]

***** Hand History for Game 871718443 *****
500/1000 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 5400849) - Mon Aug 23 03:12:02 EDT 2004
Table Table 11482 (Real Money) -- Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 3: Sep800 (968)
Seat 6: sexogil (2348)
Seat 10: Arcedor (4684)
Arcedor posts small blind (250)
Sep800 posts big blind (500)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Arcedor [ 5d, 7c ]
Sep800: im dead
sexogil folds.
Arcedor calls (250)
Sep800 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8d, 5c, 6s ]
Arcedor bets (500)
Sep800 calls (468)
Sep800 is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 4d ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 5h ]
Creating Main Pot with $1936 with Sep800
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1936 | Side Pot 1: 32
Board: [ 8d 5c 6s 4d 5h ]
Sep800 balance 0, lost 968 [ 5s 9c ] [ three of a kind, fives -- 9c,8d,5s,5c,5h ]
sexogil balance 2348, didn't bet (folded)
Arcedor balance 5652, bet 1000, collected 1968, net +968 [ 5d 7c ] [ a straight, four to eight -- 8d,7c,6s,5d,4d ]

***** Hand History for Game 871719149 *****
Sep800 finished in third place and won $20.
500/1000 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 5400849) - Mon Aug 23 03:12:24 EDT 2004
Table Table 11482 (Real Money) -- Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 6: sexogil (2348)
Seat 10: Arcedor (5652)
Arcedor posts small blind (250)
sexogil posts big blind (500)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Arcedor [ Ad, 9s ]
Arcedor: oh man
Sep800: well it all happens to us
Sep800: gg guys
Arcedor: ya
Arcedor raises (5402) to 5652
Arcedor is all-In.
sexogil folds.
Creating Main Pot with $6152 with Arcedor
** Summary **
Main Pot: 6152
sexogil balance 1848, lost 500 (folded)
Arcedor balance 6152, bet 5652, collected 6152, net +500

***** Hand History for Game 871720077 *****
500/1000 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 5400849) - Mon Aug 23 03:12:52 EDT 2004
Table Table 11482 (Real Money) -- Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 6: sexogil (1848)
Seat 10: Arcedor (6152)
sexogil posts small blind (250)
Arcedor posts big blind (500)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Arcedor [ Tc, Ts ]
sexogil raises (1598) to 1848
sexogil is all-In.
Arcedor calls (1348)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 4s, Ac, 2h ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 7d ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 7c ]
Creating Main Pot with $3696 with sexogil
** Summary **
Main Pot: 3696 |
Board: [ 4s Ac 2h 7d 7c ]
sexogil balance 0, lost 1848 [ 9h 5h ] [ a pair of sevens -- Ac,9h,7d,7c,5h ]
Arcedor balance 8000, bet 1848, collected 3696, net +1848 [ Tc Ts ] [ two pairs, tens and sevens -- Ac,Tc,Ts,7d,7c ]

 

[AntisociaL]

A new provision buried in an intelligence appropriations bill moving through Congress would exempt Pentagon agencies from the Privacy Act, vastly expanding their ability to gather intelligence inside the United States, including recruiting citizens as informants.

 

[axia55]

13. This space is for anything I forgot and didn't put, it goes here, and I might put it here later, as a P.S. or something, whenever I think of things I will email them to all of you just so that you know I like those things too

 

[Evadman]

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

 

[thejackal1]

SAMUEL 0.306 50.274 60

 

[SethK28]

Zeag North America Inc

 

[Armitage]

83132930

 

[Gurck]

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Gurck/fat_kid.jpg

 

[YankeezXBA]

http://www.xboxaddict.com/forums/showthread.php?p=748066

 

[OutHouse]

Friend : i created a program that is used to manage a multi-million dollar contract

Friend : But i want to get in there my help desk responsibilities as well...

Friend : How do You make that sound awesome?

Citrix: help desk? that takes away from your resume

Citrix: you need to build up the real work you did so they become interested in you and what you can do

frind : <scowl> The real work i did, especially there at the end, was wiped the noses of two sniveling,
male pigs and took the blame for everything they f*cked up

 

[ironcrotch]

http://www.tropicalglory.com/downloads/19tmkjliri/needbelt.wmv

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Gurck
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Gurck/fat_kid.jpg

holy famous fat kid batman

 

[daveymark]

function DeleteLineBreaks(const S: string): string;
var
Source, SourceEnd: PChar;
begin
Source := Pointer(S);
SourceEnd := Source + Length(S);
while Source < SourceEnd do
begin
case Source^ of
#10: Source^ := #32;
#13: Source^ := #32;
end;
Inc(Source);
end;
Result := S;
end;

 

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

 

[RagingBITCH]

http://www.gamespot.com/news/2004/07/27/news_6103575.html

 

[Josh]

http://www.alllooksame.com/

 

[booger711]

96815A450F4117C52951E22948

 

[FungusFeet]

https://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-3101809408-c5c6d5121d-abfad60830