A senior in Florida bought a new Mercedes SL55 convertible. He
took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph. "This is great," he thought,
as he roared down I-95. He looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol
trooper behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem,"
he thought as he roared down the road at 100 mph. Suddenly he thought,
"What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the
road and waited for the trooper to catch up to him.
The trooper pulled up and walked over to the man. "Sir," he said looking
at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you
can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
Florida State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."