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[MalikChen]

Lily: dunno, ill bring you cookies or somethin

Fron part of an IM conversation. I had replied, "Cool" to her, but she had closed her window and had no idea what I was talking about

 

[moonshinemadness]

Episode 31 BOFH2000: Episode 31
So The Boss has volunteered my services to the Beancounters to upgrade some software an PC-based unix system to its latest (and last, if there's a God) revision -from the current version they have - which was probably installed on the Ark.

And as is always the case with vendors of old, dodgy software, there's more clauses to the Warranty than there is Warranty (or Documentation), so it looks like a suck-it-and-see job.

I hate it.

I offer to slap Linux in and rebuild their system for them, but apparently some equally crap chunk of interface software absolutely HAS to have this EXACT flavour of Unix to run, or it'll just sit mindlessly in the corner like most of its users.

Eventually I come across the licences for the software, which probably cost more to print than the product is worth - and notice that the licences are for the old version of the software, and not the new version they were delivered with.

Sigh.

So I've got to choose whether to back the whole lot up on floppies using a brain-dead version of the only backup package the system has - cpio - and then perform the upgrade, or give it a miss altogether.

So I'm packing up my kit when The Boss rolls in.

"So what's it look like?" he asks, peering at the documentation and pretending he can read multiple syllable words. "Looks tricky.."

 

[dakata24]

http://ww2.footlocker.com/2004/fnf/082004a/index.html

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: fredtam
http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-2b16dc18ac-8cf4c8eeaa-88120380fe

^
Gmail invite. How obvious do you have to make these things?

 

[jdiddy]

http://www.MagMall.com/cgi-bin/gtp.cgi?R=MagMall&H=btofferpage.html&CODE=434

Free magazines I ordered Details hopefully it comes

 

[gyromind]

xdcc|0day0019x0

 

[azncoffeeboi]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&c2coff=1&q=67+kg+to+pounds

 

[themightyplatypus]

http://www.archive.org/audio/etree-details-db.php?id=16892&from=pickList

 

[The Green Bean]

FuseTalk Standard Edition - © 1999-2004 FuseTalk Inc. All rights reserved.

 

[NakaNaka]

"Frustrating, discouraging, largely a waste of time," Daly told ESPN.com when asked to characterize the nine hours of meetings Wednesday and Thursday.

 

[LongAce]

moocher

 

[KarenMarie]

http://deathball.net/notpron/


sent it to my sister and her genius friends for help with 16-18

 

[y2kc]

Donna XXXX's E-mail and H drive.

 

[konakona]

http://www.buy.com/retail/coupon.asp?prid=xxxx&dcaid=xxxx

EDIT : oops, i meant to edit it out but guess it didnt work. this wont give any fits to mods, not a working linky

 

[Pliablemoose]

I also think you should respect my initial urge to change the poll into a joke Text

 

[IEC]

Profile:
[name edited out]: Hah! Your analogies PWN anyone!

From AIM, obviously...

 

[pmoa]

PC LOAD LETTER???!!!

 

[SilentRavens]

http://www.tuxfiles.org/linuxhelp/softinstall.html

 

[JavaMomma]

= m_user_database.ExecuteSql(sql)

 

[whoiswes]

http://www.esel-paradies.de/server/all/server.met

 

[NakaNaka]

A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"

 

[Chronoshock]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gridlock.shtml

 

[wobbuffet]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
22940814

hhmmm..... *evil

 

[suklee]

Originally posted by: NakaNaka
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"

LMAO :beer:

 

[suklee]

http://home.comcast.net/~dimndjoe/yaomean.gif