Patent Insanity:3-31-04 Amazon Gets Patent For Browser Cookies

dmcowen674

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More Patent Insanity:

All your Cookies belong to Us. Amazon granted Patent for Browser Cookies:

3-31-2004 Amazon Patents Cookies


3-30-2004 Company claims patent over online testing, wants thousands of Universities to pay thousands in Royalties:

From the issue dated March 26, 2004

<http://chronicle.com/weekly/v50/i29/29a03101.htm>


3-6-2004 U.S. Patent Office reverses on Eolas Plug-In Patent Grant, Microsoft Off Hook For 500 Million dollars

2-9-2004 Small California Company Granted Patent For Streaming Video Takes Websites To Court

A federal court in California on Friday began the onerous task of determining whether a small high-tech firm owns the patents on how most video and audio is sent over the Internet.

U.S. District Court Judge James Ware on Friday held the first of what could be several hearings to determine if Acacia owns broad video- and audio-streaming patents.

Small San Diego Company says Patent for Onboard CPU Clock Speed Control belongs to them, they have filed suit aginst 5 PC builders with Intel based CPU's, Intel files Countersuit to try and help it's customers:

2-7-2004 Pentium PC Vendors Face Chip Patent Suit

Patriot Scientific, a small, San Diego-based seller of embedded microprocessors for automotive and scientific applications, is suing Sony, Fujitu, Matsushita, Toshiba, and NEC, alleging infringement of a Patriot patent for what it calls "fundamental microprocessor technology."

That technology resides in Intel's Pentium microprocessor. Patriot is targeting the five systems vendors because they ship desktops and laptops equipped with the Intel chip. The patent at issue involves on-chip clocking technology.
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Individual files for Patent that he invented the Internet. Patent Office grants Patent December 30, 2003, He files Lawsuit against Domain Companies and demands names stop being given out:

1-19-2004 Patent lawyer puts claim to entire Internet

US patent 6,671,714 - "Method, apparatus and business system for online communications with online and offline recipients" - is owned by Frank Weyer and Troy Javaher, both of Beverly Hills in California, was filed in November 1999 and approved on 30 December 2003.

The Net's two biggest registrars of domain names are being sued for infringing an email and domain name patent granted last month.

The lawsuit, filed yesterday in California, claims Network Solutions and Register.com are liable for selling, specifically, .name domains. It claims undisclosed monetary damages and an injunction against the sale of any more domains.

Whoever reviewed the case clearly has no idea of how the Internet works and so was misled by cleverly constructed semantics.

Does this patent give two Californians the right to dictate what you are allowed to do with your own domain? It would appear so.

Even though the patent appears to give some justification for believing so, you simply cannot connect two everyday parts of the Internet infrastructure together and claim that if such a combination exists in a certain format, you possess it.

Mr Meyer has cleverly achieved the patent by arguing one way and then representing the end effect another. But what he is in fact doing is claiming ownership over the workings of the Internet.

It is our sincere hope though that the two registrars fight the case and so set some legal precedent against the series of increasingly ridiculous patent cases that are coming out of the US.

If this case does go to court and is dismissed out of hand (as it should be) there would be a case for the company that owns .name - Global Name Registry - to sue Mr Weyer and Mr Javaher for malicious damage to its business.

This will not be the end of uncomfortable and incorrect patent claims but this is certainly one that can be squashed and so hopefully will be. And, with luck, it may even nip this patent madness in the bud.
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I reported in mid 2003 about a Patent that was granted to a local Georgian for "A cabinet with a plurity of holes with a fan to force air movement from Electronic components generating heat". Yes, an ordinary Computer PC cabinet. I haven't seen a Lawsuit from it yet but I'm sure it's coming.


12-16-2003 Optima believes most every company in the CD-burner industry may be infringing on it's Patent

A small California storage company filed a patent suit late Friday against software maker Roxio and said the dispute will likely expand to cover other hardware and software companies involved with CD-ROMs.

Optima Technology filed the suit in U.S. District Court for the Central District of California, claiming that several Roxio products infringe on Optima's patent for a "recordable CD-ROM accessing system."

United States Patent 5,666,531 Martin September 9, 1997
 

Corn

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Another pointless thread. A lawsuit claiming patent infringement occurs probably every 5 minutes in this country. Get back to me when a judge rules that "ALL CD-writers deemed illegal".

Now make yourself useful and check to see if the sky is still up there.
 

SuperTool

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LOL. I wanna marry a patent lawyer. That way she could patent all the stuff I come up with. Engineer and a patent lawyer, can't think of a better marriage
 
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Originally posted by: SuperTool
LOL. I wanna marry a patent lawyer. That way she could patent all the stuff I come up with. Engineer and a patent lawyer, can't think of a better marriage

Well patent lawyers are commonly engineers (engineering/science degree required)! You'd be excess baggage
 

Kadarin

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Business model:

Patent some obvious "new technology"
Keep quiet about the patent and wait for companies to make huge profits using the "new technology"
Years later, sue those companies
Profit!

What's wrong with this picture?
 

SuperTool

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Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: SuperTool
LOL. I wanna marry a patent lawyer. That way she could patent all the stuff I come up with. Engineer and a patent lawyer, can't think of a better marriage

Well patent lawyers are commonly engineers (engineering/science degree required)! You'd be excess baggage

The engineers who go into patent law are usually the ones who burn out or can't handle real engineering, so they don't have their own ideas to patent.
 

SuperTool

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Business model:

Patent some obvious "new technology"
Keep quiet about the patent and wait for companies to make huge profits using the "new technology"
Years later, sue those companies
Profit!

What's wrong with this picture?

Unisys (gif), Rambus (sdram), Microsoft (FAT), SCO (unix) don't think there is anything wrong with the picture
 
Aug 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: SuperTool
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: SuperTool
LOL. I wanna marry a patent lawyer. That way she could patent all the stuff I come up with. Engineer and a patent lawyer, can't think of a better marriage

Well patent lawyers are commonly engineers (engineering/science degree required)! You'd be excess baggage

The engineers who go into patent law are usually the ones who burn out or can't handle real engineering, so they don't have their own ideas to patent.

I'm not sure if a lot can't handle engineering since a ton of patent lawyers have an MS and/or PhD in some sort of engineering field.
 

dmcowen674

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Originally posted by: SuperTool
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Business model:

Patent some obvious "new technology"
Keep quiet about the patent and wait for companies to make huge profits using the "new technology"
Years later, sue those companies
Profit!

What's wrong with this picture?

Unisys (gif), Rambus (sdram), Microsoft (FAT), SCO (unix) don't think there is anything wrong with the picture

Sad isn't it, the only way U.S. Companies make money now is cheap foreign labor and Lawsuits.

How long do these idiots believe this Business Model will last?

 

SuperTool

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Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: SuperTool
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: SuperTool
LOL. I wanna marry a patent lawyer. That way she could patent all the stuff I come up with. Engineer and a patent lawyer, can't think of a better marriage

Well patent lawyers are commonly engineers (engineering/science degree required)! You'd be excess baggage

The engineers who go into patent law are usually the ones who burn out or can't handle real engineering, so they don't have their own ideas to patent.

I'm not sure if a lot can't handle engineering since a ton of patent lawyers have an MS and/or PhD in some sort of engineering field.

Sweet. Maybe I'll pick up a law degree myself. I know I only get paid a couple grand bonus per patent, while a patent lawyer picks up over 10K.
 
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Originally posted by: SuperTool
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: SuperTool
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: SuperTool
LOL. I wanna marry a patent lawyer. That way she could patent all the stuff I come up with. Engineer and a patent lawyer, can't think of a better marriage

Well patent lawyers are commonly engineers (engineering/science degree required)! You'd be excess baggage

The engineers who go into patent law are usually the ones who burn out or can't handle real engineering, so they don't have their own ideas to patent.

I'm not sure if a lot can't handle engineering since a ton of patent lawyers have an MS and/or PhD in some sort of engineering field.

Sweet. Maybe I'll pick up a law degree myself. I know I only get paid a couple grand bonus per patent, while a patent lawyer picks up over 10K.

I'm currently getting my MSEE and considering looking into patent law afterwards. Since you're an EE, you would be in pretty good demand if you ever choose to go that route.
Damn lawyers get paid too much and the engineer gets paid too little. A couple grand bonus for the patent?

 

Wolfdog

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I should go out and patent toilet paper, then all you guys would be infringing on my patent.
 

ReiAyanami

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the RIAA will buy the patent for a billion dollars and use it to put every last teenage terrorist in jail
 

CanOWorms

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Originally posted by: SuperTool
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: SuperTool
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: SuperTool
LOL. I wanna marry a patent lawyer. That way she could patent all the stuff I come up with. Engineer and a patent lawyer, can't think of a better marriage

Well patent lawyers are commonly engineers (engineering/science degree required)! You'd be excess baggage

The engineers who go into patent law are usually the ones who burn out or can't handle real engineering, so they don't have their own ideas to patent.

I'm not sure if a lot can't handle engineering since a ton of patent lawyers have an MS and/or PhD in some sort of engineering field.

Sweet. Maybe I'll pick up a law degree myself. I know I only get paid a couple grand bonus per patent, while a patent lawyer picks up over 10K.

I plan on going into patent law just like RabidMongoose (also getting my MSEE). You should seriously consider it. EEs are one of the most sought-after people out of law school, especially if you're in microelectronics, semiconductors, etc.

Getting an MS is really recommended, too. Patent lawyers that specialize in biology for medical/pharmaceutical areas almost always have to have a PhD. Technical pedigree counts a lot, too. So I wouldn't necessarily say that they couldn't handle real engineering

It sounds really interesting - it's like a mix of engineering, business, and law.
 

dmcowen674

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Individual files for Patent that he invented the Internet. Patent Office grants Patent December 30, 2003, He files Lawsuit against Domain Companies and demands names stop being given out:

1-19-2004 Patent lawyer puts claim to entire Internet

US patent 6,671,714 - "Method, apparatus and business system for online communications with online and offline recipients" - is owned by Frank Weyer and Troy Javaher, both of Beverly Hills in California, was filed in November 1999 and approved on 30 December 2003.

The Net's two biggest registrars of domain names are being sued for infringing an email and domain name patent granted last month.

The lawsuit, filed yesterday in California, claims Network Solutions and Register.com are liable for selling, specifically, .name domains. It claims undisclosed monetary damages and an injunction against the sale of any more domains.

Whoever reviewed the case clearly has no idea of how the Internet works and so was misled by cleverly constructed semantics.

Does this patent give two Californians the right to dictate what you are allowed to do with your own domain? It would appear so.

Even though the patent appears to give some justification for believing so, you simply cannot connect two everyday parts of the Internet infrastructure together and claim that if such a combination exists in a certain format, you possess it.

Mr Meyer has cleverly achieved the patent by arguing one way and then representing the end effect another. But what he is in fact doing is claiming ownership over the workings of the Internet.

It is our sincere hope though that the two registrars fight the case and so set some legal precedent against the series of increasingly ridiculous patent cases that are coming out of the US.

If this case does go to court and is dismissed out of hand (as it should be) there would be a case for the company that owns .name - Global Name Registry - to sue Mr Weyer and Mr Javaher for malicious damage to its business.

This will not be the end of uncomfortable and incorrect patent claims but this is certainly one that can be squashed and so hopefully will be. And, with luck, it may even nip this patent madness in the bud.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I reported in mid 2003 about a Patent that was granted to a local Georgian for "A cabinet with a plurity of holes with a fan to force air movement from Electronic components generating heat". Yes, an ordinary Computer PC cabinet. I haven't seen a Lawsuit from it yet but I'm sure it's coming.



 
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Haha, now *that* is funny. Don't you just love how life is full of silly little surprises like this? It makes no sense, but damn it's funny

Jason
 

dmcowen674

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Originally posted by: DragonMasterAlex
Haha, now *that* is funny. Don't you just love how life is full of silly little surprises like this? It makes no sense, but damn it's funny

Jason

Proud to be an American? It was a Californian that filed and got this Patent.

 

chess9

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Dave:

We know the patent isn't legit 'cause Al Gore invented the internet.

-Robert
 

digitalsm

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Originally posted by: chess9
Dave:

We know the patent isn't legit 'cause Al Gore invented the internet.

-Robert

The patent isnt legit. It like many other patent apps get approved because of a system that is arcane, extremely slow, and extremely understaffed.
 
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