Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire

[Anghang]

"A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight."

OUCH!!!!:Q:Q:Q

linky

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

<< When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell >>



Was just about to come post this

 

[b0mbrman]

now that's not something you see every day...unless you're us

 

[iamme]

<< Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident." >>



How much you want a bet the doctor was fighting back laughter as he said this....

 

[isildur]

When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell


damn, now that is sig material

 

[Fritzo]

Just imagine Dan Rather reporting this on the news tonight......WHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA........

 

[ViperXX]

Great balls of fire!!!!!

 

[777joee]

Well thats one way to get hairless.........................

 

[shiner]

<< When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell >>


Been there.....done that....damn Singapore prostitutes!!!

 

[Maetryx]

New procedure kills jock itch fungus.

 

[Lithium381]

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<< When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell >>


Been there.....done that....damn Singapore prostitutes!!! >>



Hah, ouch

 

[tcsenter]

Operating room personnel typically have to worry about oxygen and volatile gases collecting under the surgical drapes, to which an arc from electrocautery or lazer devices can set fire and burn pretty vigorously. People have also died when an electrocautery or lazer device has pierced the patient's endotracheal tube and ignited the oxygen + volatile gases, severely burning the lining of their trachea or lungs.

But a fire being caused due to the patient letting-fly with a big burly fart is a new one for me.

 

[Anghang]

<< Operating room personnel typically have to worry about oxygen and volatile gases collecting under the surgical drapes, to which an arc from electrocautery or lazer devices can set fire and burn pretty vigorously. People have also died when an electrocautery or lazer device has pierced the patient's endotracheal tube and ignited the oxygen + volatile gases, severely burning the lining of their trachea or lungs. >>



DAYUM!!!...i can't even fathom the thought...imagine going in for something that's considered standard procedure, only to come out with tube sticking outta your neck in order to breath or even worse, not come out at all...