Paul Blart Mall Cop

[tyler811]

What a horrible fucking movie.

I have watched movies like "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" great movie. "Bad Taste" in another great movie directed by Peter Jackson. Hell I even sat thru "Hudson Hawk" and "Howard the Duck"

But I swear I wanted to reach into the screen and slap the shit out everyone involved with this abortion.

Throwing afterbirth on the set of this movie would make it better

 

[Kalmah]

Unfortunately I saw this in the theater.. there was nothing I wanted to watch but was bored.

Biggest waste of time ever. There aren't words that describe this movie.

 

[mugs]

I laughed at times... but I didn't expect it to be good, and it wasn't. The chick was hot though. I :heart: her quirky character in Glee.

 

[Newbian]

But...he is the mall cop.

 

[SandEagle]

the concept seemed like it had potential. you had kevin james. i liked the first 15 minutes then it went to hell. they shoulda kept it as random mall problems rather than a bunch of thugs hijacking the mall.

 

[Kalmah]

the concept seemed like it had potential. you had kevin james. i liked the first 15 minutes then it went to hell. they shoulda kept it as random mall problems rather than a bunch of thugs hijacking the mall.

This. It could have been funny this way.

 

[CPA]

I thought it was funny.

 

[Cattlegod]

i was expecting it to be completely horrible. it was only bad, so i was happy when i watched it the other day. it was on hbo or one of the other pay channels.

 

[lokiju]

I expected it to be really really really bad but overall thought it wasn't as bad as I was thinking it'd be.

 

[QueBert]

It was horrible, but had 2 good scenes. Him running into the mini van with his Segway, and when he was on the ground and couldn't get up from his blood sugar and ate the nasty ass loppypop that was laying there.

Oddly enough a month later I saw Protect & Serve or whatever it's called with Seth Rogan. Which basically is like an R rated version of Paul Blart.

 

[AirCooledMustang]

It was horrible, but had 2 good scenes. Him running into the mini van with his Segway, and when he was on the ground and couldn't get up from his blood sugar and ate the nasty ass loppypop that was laying there.

Oddly enough a month later I saw Protect & Serve or whatever it's called with Seth Rogan. Which basically is like an R rated version of Paul Blart.

That also was very stupid.

 

[KeithTalent]

Horrible, one of the worst I've seen in a while. Unfortunately I was dragged to the theatre for this piece of crap.

KT

 

[Number1]

I liked the interview where he tries to join the police. It was hilarious.

Silly movie for sure

 

[Robsasman]

Come on it wasn't that bad. But it was 2-3 months ago I saw it. I've seen alot worse sense then.

 

[AirCooledMustang]

That damn girl ringtone was stuck in my head through out the rest of the movie.

 

[moshquerade]

one of the worst fuckin movies in history

 

[Rage187]

not as bad as Observe and Report, what an abortion of a movie.

 

[sandorski]

But...he is the mall cop.

There is nothing funny about a Mall Cop. Nothing.

 

[rsd]

not as bad as Observe and Report, what an abortion of a movie.

Agreed.

 

[AbAbber2k]

I was expecting it to be completely awful but actually enjoyed it. Course it was a free rental, so I felt I got my money's worth.

It wasn't great, but Kevin James kept it from being completely terrible.

 

[Balt]

I don't mind awful movies as long as I don't have to watch them, but it makes me sad when they make $31 million in their opening weekend.

That movie, no matter how bad it was, was a huge box office success.

 

[Queasy]

We rented it and tried to watch it. I couldn't make it past the part where he got drunk at the TGI Fridays or whatever in the mall. I just looked at my wife, turned it off, and told her this movie was too stupid even for me.

 

[rockyct]

I don't mind awful movies as long as I don't have to watch them, but it makes me sad when they make $31 million in their opening weekend.

That movie, no matter how bad it was, was a huge box office success.

and a sequel is on the way.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Agreed. Mall Cop sucks ass. Observe and Report was a TON better.

Besides the predictability, it had a ton of hilarious moments (Observe and Report). Maybe you guys only watch a movie for a pure entertainment factor. Just watch a movie and examine it for what it is. Observe and Report was great in the flasher scenes and when he was talking to his boss. Wouldn't we all kill sometimes to talk to our bosses like that

 

[gorcorps]

I don't understand the complaints. I saw most of it when I was home with the family, and it was EXACTLY what I expected from the trailers and such. How can you be so pissed with a movie when you're warned what you're going to get? Bunch of fucking morons here anymore