Penis Pump w/ extras

[czech09]

Originally posted by: Avalon

Originally posted by: blurredvision

Originally posted by: blurredvision

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #14,411 in Health & Personal Care

I have a feeling a couple days after this post, the rank will skyrocket. Let's see where it is 48 hours from my posting this .

Jesus fvcking christ.............

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #94 in Health & Personal Care

Utterly hilarious, rofl!

Hahahahahaha

 

[0roo0roo]

[returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

 

[thelamer]

Originally posted by: BadThad

Originally posted by: LoverBoyJ

Originally posted by: superHARD

Originally posted by: LoverBoyJ
pass on this
Junior here is ready for action any time any day

Umm, do you not know what the pump is for?...it's not to get you ready for action...

LOL, I think you need to know the concept for a penis pumpt than its use
or maybe you need to watch more spice or pron channels.

FYI, son, penis pumps suck the hell out of your penis in order to get blood inside it thereby erecting that damn monkey (i.e. making it swell). This is the same concept as viagra (albiet viagra does it chemically from the inside) it promotes blood flow to your penis in order for it to enlarge. If you look closer, there are rubber rings which you use to wrap it around the monkey to keep it hard.

So I don't don't know why the hell some people think this can give you ejaculation when using penis pump, unless offcourse your some 12 year old with an overactive hormones and gets ejaculation while watching pron!! (hhahaha)

Heres a good read for you

THIS IS GOING TO GET YOU READY FOR ACTION.

Finally, an expert pumper chimes in! LOL

ROFL

 

[Devil2U]

Originally posted by: feralkid
This sort of thing is not my bag, baby.

woops... yea, you need some of these then.

Slim Line Vibrator, At Amazon for .69 cents

:laugh:

 

[Oxides]

Doctor Porkenheimer's Boner Juice:
http://www.devilducky.com/media/35283/

 

[Mallow]

Did the OP leave that review on the page? :x

 

[superHARD]

Originally posted by: thelamer
LINKED*Now Dead*

Without Extras in stock

ANy of you guys need a little help down there ?? For 10 bucks why not try it out ?

hey, if you got that second one from me, at least give me the credit for comming up with it...

 

[superHARD]

Originally posted by: LoverBoyJ

Originally posted by: superHARD

Originally posted by: LoverBoyJ
pass on this
Junior here is ready for action any time any day

Umm, do you not know what the pump is for?...it's not to get you ready for action...

LOL, I think you need to know the concept for a penis pumpt than its use
or maybe you need to watch more spice or pron channels.

FYI, son, penis pumps suck the hell out of your penis in order to get blood inside it thereby erecting that damn monkey (i.e. making it swell). This is the same concept as viagra (albiet viagra does it chemically from the inside) it promotes blood flow to your penis in order for it to enlarge. If you look closer, there are rubber rings which you use to wrap it around the monkey to keep it hard.

So I don't don't know why the hell some people think this can give you ejaculation when using penis pump, unless offcourse your some 12 year old with an overactive hormones and gets ejaculation while watching pron!! (hhahaha)

Heres a good read for you

THIS IS GOING TO GET YOU READY FOR ACTION.

No you are wrong...it says right there in your link...they are a tool used to enlarge your penis...not a tool used to give you an erection...

In the future please fully read your own links.

 

[thelamer]

Originally posted by: superHARD

Originally posted by: thelamer
LINKED*Now Dead*

Without Extras in stock

ANy of you guys need a little help down there ?? For 10 bucks why not try it out ?

hey, if you got that second one from me, at least give me the credit for comming up with it...

Cool I cahnged it man , sorry I didn't know you wanted credit for it .

 

[khosw]

Arnold: I'm going to pump you up!

 

[BKCalvine]

haha =D (or should I say: ===D)

 

[maximusfarticus]

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #4,762 in Health & Personal Care

 

[spc hink]

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[The Linuxator]

A GUIDE TO PENIS PUMPING !!

 

[jwardl]

Originally posted by: The Linuxator
http://male.organise-your-life.com/vacum.htm">A GUIDE TO PENIS PUMPING !!</a>

Written by: ANY male human being!

 

[hytek369]

nice

 

[kalipoo2000]

Buck
Futter hahahhha

 

[1ucid]

Add to Wedding Registry... =D

 

[Apostle]

I got mine today!!!! This is going to make a great white elephant gift for the christmas party!!! The pictures on the front and back of the box are what make it so funny. The front side shows a guy just wearing a jock strap and a baseball hat and holding a baseball bat like he's about to be at bat, then on the back its him in the locker room using the pump. Though, i did'nt particularly enjoy seeing this, it is going to be halarious to see the looks on the person's face that opens the present!!!! LOL

 

[Schadenfroh]

If i buy a refurb, can i get a discount?

 

[AznAnarchy99]

LOL this would be a great secret santa gift

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
If i buy a refurb, can i get a discount?

ewww.......

 

[Yo2]

Originally posted by: Apostle
I got mine today!!!! This is going to make a great white elephant gift for the christmas party!!! The pictures on the front and back of the box are what make it so funny. The front side shows a guy just wearing a jock strap and a baseball hat and holding a baseball bat like he's about to be at bat, then on the back its him in the locker room using the pump. Though, i did'nt particularly enjoy seeing this, it is going to be halarious to see the looks on the person's face that opens the present!!!! LOL

Yeah right - just another excuse - a good one though...

 

[Devistater]

Originally posted by: LoverBoyJ
Heres a good read for you

Hmm. Yeah. Good read. Right.

Resulting Complications of a Penis Pump

1. You run the risk of getting lymph blisters on the glands of your penis from the contraption that you're putting over it.
2. You run the risk of bleeding from burst capillaries. Suddenly sucking a lot of blood into your penis can rupture some penile blood vessels.
3. You run the risk of temporary impotence as consequences of the aforementioned risk.

I dont even want to visit the amazon link for fear of what it will show me from looking at last visited pages. That could be bad.

 

[imported_dani]

I wonder if I could reverse the pressure to decrease the size of mine...