People who have belly rolls...

[rudeguy]

I don't understand this. Why not buy a size bigger and hide your little secret?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

:camera:

 

[Vehemence]

Sometimes they don't make a size bigger

 

[Bateluer]

Shame comma lack of.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
:camera:

Text

 

[sonambulo]

What's the point of having a bakery if you're not going to use the front window to display the rolls?

 

[FeuerFrei]

come on fatties, speak up

enlighten us

*poke*

 

[aesthetics]

I cringe every time I see a girl in a tight shirt and fatty rolls are visible. I don't understand it at all, either.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: aesthetics
I cringe every time I see a girl in a tight shirt and fatty rolls are visible. I don't understand it at all, either.

They're usually pink with sparkly "SEXY PRINCESS" on it too.

 

[CrazyLazy]

More cushion for the pushing...

 

[SlitheryDee]

I think it's sexy in a "That girl's ugly enough for me to have a chance at nailing, think I'll save that mental picture" sort of way. Adds an extra bit of plausibility to my nightly solo aerobics.

 

[olds]

Nevermind, I thought the title said jelly rolls

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
I think it's sexy in a "That girl's ugly enough for me to have a chance at nailing, think I'll save that mental picture" sort of way. Adds an extra bit of plausibility to my nightly solo aerobics.

Ok I lol'd.

 

[Skeeedunt]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Nevermind, I thought the title said jelly rolls

I always get one with jelly rolls and one with bear claws.

 

[MrFire8808]

I had a similar call that was a debt collector

Wrong fucking thread. Fuck you guys.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: MrFire8808
I had a similar call that was a debt collector

Wrong fucking thread. Fuck you guys.

How's your mom doing?

 

[MrFire8808]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: MrFire8808
I had a similar call that was a debt collector

Wrong fucking thread. Fuck you guys.

How's your mom doing?

She's alright.

 

[tboo]

There used to be a girl like that at work. She wore half-shirts & her gut would hang out for all to see. She wasnt ashamed & would even brag how she would let guys stick their peckers in her jelly roll.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: tboo
There used to be a girl like that at work. She wore half-shirts & her gut would hang out for all to see. She wasnt ashamed & would even brag how she would let guys stick their peckers in her jelly roll.

I was 5 minutes away from Tube8-ing it up, then this happens. Goddamnit

 

[Quiksilver]

'cause them there blackies love them phat-ass hoes.
/random racist statement.

 

[Oceandevi]

show that shit off. hmmmmm rolllssss

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

maybe their shirt is tight because of the jelly rolls

 

[moshquerade]

it's called a muffin top and it's ftl

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
it's called a muffin top and it's ftl

True

But please enlighten us, Mosh. Why do a lot of women do it? Don't they realize they look rediculous?

 

[coldmeat]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: aesthetics
I cringe every time I see a girl in a tight shirt and fatty rolls are visible. I don't understand it at all, either.

They're usually pink with sparkly "SEXY PRINCESS" on it too.

Or "Tell your boyfriend to stop calling me"