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Originally posted by: sao123
My motivation is simple: to spend eternity with Jesus Christ in heaven...
What is the guy turns out to be a sanctimonious bore who was merely the benefit of 2,000 years of first class PR? What then?
...as opposed to in a lake of fire for eternal punishment.
Now, see, "lake of fire" just smells wildly imprecise to me. What if Hell has just gotten a bad rap in the press based on passing misinformation, like eggs (good for you, then BAD for you, now good for you again) or masturbation (the current thinking is that you can't go blind.)
"Lake of fire", pfffft, sounds more like a nice sauna, perhaps filled with tons of large-breasted prostitutes who have also sinned.
Maybe Hell is simply South Florida and actually has a ton of redeeming qualities (some nice beaches, every chain store known to man) that have simply been under-reported in the Mainstream Ecclesiastical Press?