People will prefer robot dates and lovers

[moonbogg]

In the not too distant future, you will see the following. Most of you will be too old to participate, but you will see this happen and you will remember that silly nut Moonbogg and think to yourself, "Whoa, that idiot was surprisingly accurate on this one. Holy crap he was right".

The club scene will be like the following. The club will look much like it does tonight, but there is something different about some of the girls there. They are, of course, dressed as sexy as ever, have nice bodies, but the way they dance...its peculiar and particularly attractive.
They move perfectly smooth, and in perfect sync with the beat. So much so that it invites you into a trance to watch them, and when they turn around and smile at you, its like coming face to face with an angel from heaven. Supernatural rhythm and seduction, the kind that's very hard to not engage with. These women are advanced robots. Their AI, physical bodies and behavioral characteristics are all designed specifically to be *perfectly* seductive and sexy.
You will know them when you see them, and you will remember me.

 

[JulesMaximus]

As long as I don't have to cuddle after sex. I hate that.

 

[NuclearNed]

You just described my Mom to a T.

 

[JulesMaximus]

You just described my Mom to a T.

Can you introduce me? :wub:

 

[NuclearNed]

Can you introduce me? :wub:

Bring Benjamins. She likes to flash them on bingo night.

 

[manimal]

As long as I don't have to cuddle after sex. I hate that.

your supposed to fall asleep man

 

[SlitheryDee]

I can't fucking wait. I really wouldn't want to have to go to a club for it though. Surely someone will arrange a home delivery service.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I can't fucking wait. I really wouldn't want to have to go to a club for it though. Surely someone will arrange a home delivery service.

Hell, I'll deliver them in a limo. Show me the money!

 

[Naer]

I for one can't wait to get a sex bot. Srs

 

[Sonikku]

In the not too distant future, you will see the following. Most of you will be too old to participate, but you will see this happen and you will remember that silly nut Moonbogg and think to yourself, "Whoa, that idiot was surprisingly accurate on this one. Holy crap he must have watched Furturama".

The club scene will be like the following. The club will look much like it does tonight, but there is something different about some of the girls there. They are, of course, dressed as sexy as ever, have nice bodies, but the way they dance...its peculiar and particularly attractive.
They move perfectly smooth, and in perfect sync with the beat. So much so that it invites you into a trance to watch them, and when they turn around and smile at you, its like coming face to face with an angel from heaven. Supernatural rhythm and seduction, the kind that's very hard to not engage with. These women are advanced robots. Their AI, physical bodies and behavioral characteristics are all designed specifically to be *perfectly* seductive and sexy.
You will know them when you see them, and you will remember me.

ftfy

 

[moonbogg]

All I know is, if you can afford them, you'll be one happy SOB.

Also, I haven't watched the show as accused above. My foresight is my own.

 

[Humpy]

Obama and his NSA will love this.

 

[Sonikku]

Japan will cease to exist after this is realized.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

i have an awesome video to post later if i can find it

 

[Mai72]

I for one can't wait to get a sex bot. Srs

A sexbot?

Ah, you nasty. D:

 

[pontifex]

zomg, you are a visionary!!! NO ONE has ever thought of this before!

 

[moonbogg]

zomg, you are a visionary!!! NO ONE has ever thought of this before!

Thinking about something, and honestly having an internal conviction that it will actually happen, just as I said, are two very different things. People have thought of just about everything, but few are confident enough to really predict.

 

[pontifex]

Thinking about something, and honestly having an internal conviction that it will actually happen, just as I said, are two very different things. People have thought of just about everything, but few are confident enough to really predict.

lol

 

[PliotronX]

100% correct

 

[SlitheryDee]

Hell, I'll deliver them in a limo. Show me the money!

That's the thing that's going to be so great about it. She's a robot. She doesn't need a limo or any of the other trappings of coaxing a lady into sex. Just send her in a crate. I'll crowbar the crate open as unceremoniously as possible and she'll still act like I spent a king's ransom on wining & dining her if I want her to. It's perfect!

I think this will eliminate the need for clubs entirely, at least for men. The ladies may love going just to listen to music and dance, but for the most part the guys only come for the ladies. After the robots come out I guess the girls can have just as much fun dancing with each other as they always have, but there will definitely be a steep drop off in male participation.

 

[randay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0eS3zC3Jco

 

[Smoblikat]

Tomato soup. Stupid thread.

 

[BeeBoop]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDsNZJTWw0w

 

[moonbogg]

Talk all the crap you want. This is happening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=57o380nALxY#t=55

 

[mmntech]

Japan's birthrate might completely collapse if this every becomes a reality. Especially if they start making them look like anime characters.