Between Pepsi and Coke my preference has always been Pepsi. It has a more fragrant bouquet and doesn't leave you with that mouth full of sugar feeling.
Due to the fact that my ass has required ever larger seating arrangements in recent years, my doctor suggested I cut out, or severely restrict, my sugar intake. I searched far and wide to find something that would satiate my thirst before I discovered Tee eF eN eN. It is sugar free, cholesterol free and non-caloric. What a Godsend!
Recently, though, I have not been able to find my beloved Tee eF eN eN. It seems to have disappeared from the face of the Earth. I have searched high and low, I have even had my Canukistaner friends try to find it for me, to no avail. The best they can determine is that some limey bastard bought up all the futures and is hoarding it all for himself.
What happened to my Tee eF eN eN?