Thanks folks. An explanation:
Short: I'm a giant horrible nerd
Long:
3 years ago I basically had the choice of dating either #1 or #2. I didn't really know either of them very well at all, but they were both interested in me, so I had to choose pretty much solely based on hotness. I ended up dating #1 for like 8 months.
There are much much better pictures of #1, however in the interest of fairness I wanted to show two equally unflattering ones, and #2 doesn't have any good pictures.
Recently an old friend of mine was drunkenly philosophizing, and he expressed dissapointment that I chose to date #1, or in his words "the ugly one". Frankly I'd felt #1 was far hotter than #2, so I always felt pretty good about my choice, but I figured I'd get some unbiased opinions. Apparently they're both fugly. I guess in a way I both win and lose this argument, so thanks again!