'Personal 10-day Alarm Clock'

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
in her dreams she will get 100K for her..

she is just another stupid whore.

I'd give her 20 bucks for 180 days.

And that's why you are too cheap to afford a real whore.

She's not a real whore. She's an alarm clock. For 20 bucks I could get a decent alarm clock that lasted me more than 180 days.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: Legendary
10k a day? She's not hot enough for that (IMO).

Agreed. She's good looking, but for that kind of money, I hearyou can afford the very best hookers in NYC.

Fixed to help you out.

 

[Merlyn3D]

Definitely not worth that price. I'd pay maybe $10.

 

[glugglug]

Will she attend those business meetings she smooths over wearing this previous purchase of hers?

 

[AreaCode707]

She's a b cup who wears size 6, with a taste for pink sapphires (cheap but she's probably prefer the real thing). She likes pink everything, in fact. Errr, except her lingerie.

 

[AStar617]

Wow, butterface chicks are getting bold these days.

 

[danweb]

 

[zakee00]

Originally posted by: OS
not hot enough for the price. Even as a sex slave for a year it wouldn't be worth it.

Just get some russian mail order bride for a tiny fraction of the cost.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA BRIDE MAIL ORDERS YOU!!!!!

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: marcello

Edit: Check out the 11th item down too

What's wrong with that purchase?

 

[Gooose]

ITS A MAN BABY... YEAAAAAH

 

[revnja]

Recently just sent this email:

Dear peapie25,

Hi there. I just wanted to make you aware that there is a typographical error in your eBay auction. It seems you accidentally held down the '0' key and it repeated, because your price is set at $100,000 (one hundred thousand USD), and it seemed the zero must have repeated three times after the $100. No need to thank me for spotting the error. Good luck.

 

[BentValve]

Originally posted by: HotChic
Errr, except her lingerie.

:Q

 

[Eli]

Starting bid: US $100,000.00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: adambooth
Recently just sent this email:

Dear peapie25,

Hi there. I just wanted to make you aware that there is a typographical error in your eBay auction. It seems you accidentally held down the '0' key and it repeated, because your price is set at $100,000 (one hundred thousand USD), and it seemed the zero must have repeated three times after the $100. No need to thank me for spotting the error. Good luck.

hehe tell us if she responds

 

[BentValve]

This live-in service includes a beautiful woman to stir you awake in whatever method you find most pleasing.

I like to be woken up to a woman screaming in pain from the rack she is being pulled on. I think I will "buy it now"!

 

[revnja]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: adambooth
Recently just sent this email:

Dear peapie25,

Hi there. I just wanted to make you aware that there is a typographical error in your eBay auction. It seems you accidentally held down the '0' key and it repeated, because your price is set at $100,000 (one hundred thousand USD), and it seemed the zero must have repeated three times after the $100. No need to thank me for spotting the error. Good luck.

hehe tell us if she responds

Oh, I planned to

 

[StrangerGuy]

Someone please tell that girl to FOAD.

 

[Kadarin]

Heh.. she's definitely in dreamland there. Nowhere near hot enough to command that price.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: BentValve

This live-in service includes a beautiful woman to stir you awake in whatever method you find most pleasing.

I like to be woken up to a woman screaming in pain from the rack she is being pulled on. I think I will "buy it now"!

Someone should ask her where she's going to find the beautiful woman.

 

[imported_Schmitty]

This is getting out of hand. She needs to go out and find a real job!! she is nothing but a hooker!

 

[tk149]

Member since: Jan-29-05
All buys, no sales.
No stated height or weight.

/me checks wallet

Nope, not bidding.

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: BentValve

This live-in service includes a beautiful woman to stir you awake in whatever method you find most pleasing.

I like to be woken up to a woman screaming in pain from the rack she is being pulled on. I think I will "buy it now"!

Someone should ask her where she's going to find the beautiful woman.

LOL

 

[NakaNaka]

Isn't that kind of bold for EBAY. Or do you specifically need to state, "I'm going to suck you" to get arrested?

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: NakaNaka
Isn't that kind of bold for EBAY. Or do you specifically need to state, "I'm going to suck you" to get arrested?

As long as you say " I am going to suck you to wake you up", its all good.

 

[SunnyD]

Anyone notice that "references are available on request"... I wonder how that works.