Phew!

[Perknose]

An ongoing concern across the globe, this time it was "all's well that ends well." :$

Missing German Nuclear Material Located

A significant quantity of nuclear material declared to be possibly missing from a German research reactor that has been located, United Press International reported on Tuesday (see GSN, Aug. 11, 2010).

German officials had warned that the missing 2,285 atomic fuel sources could have proved dangerous if acquired by hostile actors.

Forschungszentrum Juelich, which operates the nuclear reactor in the North Rhine-Westphalia region, stated on Tuesday that the atomic material not missing, but rather had been converted into atomic waste and enclosed within concrete containers.

The incident had caused significant unease among the German public, with the North Rhine-Westphalia government earlier saying it did not know the material's whereabouts.

German Environment Minister Norbert Roettgen accused state officials of causing massive confusion with the remarks.

"With their speculative comments," the state officials "had only managed to worry the population," Roettgen was reported by the German Financial Times to have said (United Press International, April 5).

 

[Matt1970]

I can just see them looking in janitor closets and under desks trying to find the stuff.

 

[sunzt]

sorry, i felt bad so i returned it.

 

[wuliheron]

sorry, i felt bad so i returned it.

Damn, I was looking buy some too.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Damn, I was looking buy some too.

Take it to For Sale/Trade, you two.

 

[wuliheron]

Take it to For Sale/Trade, you two.

Thanks for the suggestion!

 

[skyking]

I can just see them looking in janitor closets and under desks trying to find the stuff.

That conjured up a vision of Bill Murray in the swimming pool in "Caddyshack"

 

[manimal]

Maybe they can find the missing material from a few years back in Georgia-the country-

 

[bfdd]

good news!

 

[Dr. Zaus]

good news!

"everybody.... I just found some radioactive material that I had been using as a glow in the dark door stop, so we can now finally finish that shipment intended to support the allies of the US: Osama bin laden and Saddam Husane"

Fry:"But didn't they turn against the US?"

professor" Oh yes, that's right! Ok then, just bring it to our new Al Qaeda allies in Libya"

 

[sandorski]

Meanwhile, in northern Pakistan, Al Queda training continues unabated

 

[The Green Bean]

Now the USA should invade Germany and destroy all nuclear materials just in case AlQaeeda gets their hands on it.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Now the USA should invade Germany and destroy all nuclear materials just in case AlQaeeda gets their hands on it.

... What do you call that big honking base we keep in Germany? A "diplomatic envoy"? I call it Hitler pt 2 insurance.

 

[Skitzer]

Didn't really lose it ... was just misplaced for a little while. No biggie.

 

[werepossum]

... What do you call that big honking base we keep in Germany? A "diplomatic envoy"? I call it Hitler pt 2 insurance.

+1

 

[Lemon law]

If you want something, seek and ye shall find, its for sale on ebay. Failing that try Craigs list.

Dialing for dollars can sell loose nukes.

 

[CPA]

I can just see them looking in janitor closets and under desks trying to find the stuff.

or sending out a mass "lost and found" email to the workforce.

 

[WelshBloke]

Call me a cynic but "yeah about that nuclear wastes we lost, we found it. Yeah, buried really deep. What you want to check? No sorry dumped a ton of concrete on it. Honest it is there though." sounds a bit fishy to me.

 

[Moonbeam]

In a couple of hundred thousand years it will be safe.

 

[manimal]

In a couple of hundred thousand years it will be safe.

not with the morelocks running around..

 

[Lemon law]

As long as we only look at the this ordinal thread Perknose contention of Phew, its hard to disagree with that.

Somehow the better mutually agreed solution is missing in action.

Leaving us all with only Phew.

 

[wuliheron]

If you want something, seek and ye shall find, its for sale on ebay. Failing that try Craigs list.

Dialing for dollars can sell loose nukes.

I hear the Japanese have a special on materials for dirty bombs!

 

[DeadlyXboy]

I hear the Japanese have a special on materials for dirty bombs!

IN world warII,they developed some kinds of bio-chemical weapons by testing them on the Chinese war prisoners and civilians ,the 731 troops did the cruellest things,just like anatomise a living people.........
but by the time Japnanese surrendered,the Americans took over the testing results in exchange with the lives of the war criminals in 731 troops ,just like 石井四郎（いしい しろう、1892年6月25日 - 1959年10月9日）,they escaped from the juddgement

 

[wuliheron]

IN world warII,they developed some kinds of bio-chemical weapons by testing them on the Chinese war prisoners and civilians ,the 731 troops did the cruellest things,just like anatomise a living people.........
but by the time Japnanese surrendered,the Americans took over the testing results in exchange with the lives of the war criminals in 731 troops ,just like 石井四郎（いしい しろう、1892年6月25日 - 1959年10月9日）,they escaped from the juddgement

Well, yeah, we had plans of our own to dump radioactive waste all over Europe if necessary if it looked like the Nazi might win. People are nasty and in wartime it shows.

Know where I can buy some plutonium?

 

[DeadlyXboy]

Well, yeah, we had plans of our own to dump radioactive waste all over Europe if necessary if it looked like the Nazi might win. People are nasty and in wartime it shows.

Know where I can buy some plutonium?

ehh~~~~nobody knows~~~~PS:I refer to the dictionary to know the world"plutonium"~~~even I know where you can buy someme plutonium~~~you coudn't afford it,and you don't have courage to take it :biggrin: