pick-up lines you've used in the past...

[Hyperblaze]

What pick up lines have you used that the opposite gender has actually gone for and not returned a slap to your face?

 

[minendo]

How about you let the best thing ever to happen to you happen tonight?

 

[drum]

This thread ought to be pretty short.

 

[conjur]

"Hi. What's your name?"

 

[Pocatello]

How much?

 

[moshquerade]

you don't mean actually getting slapped do you?

has anyone gotten slapped for using a pick up line?

 

[pulse8]

Does anyone actually use pick up lines?

 

[RichUK]

"Do you want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up??

 

[jEct2]

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

 

[bobsmith1492]

Why use pickup lines? Why not just meet people without trying to "pick them up" ?

 

[her209]

You: "UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A B A SELECT START"

Her: What's that?

You: I was trying my cheat code to see if'd work on you.

Her: Well did it?

You: No. I'm <insert name>, what's your name?

 

[sixone]

What, no "hi, I'm gay"?

 

[theprodigalrebel]

"Hi, I was...eh...uh...oh crap I didn't think this through. Hey, you mind if I go back, try that again and we pretend this didn't happen?"

I was stoned and she was drunk so it didn't turn out that bad.

 

[eleison]

I don't wear a watch, so this usually works... its more of an ice breaker though:

Hey do you know what time it is?

 

[Feldenak]

Nice shoes. Wanna fvck?

 

[munisgtm]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Nice shoes. Wanna fvck?

LMFAO!

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Nice shoes. Wanna fvck?

Sure, go fvck yourself.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Nice shoes. Wanna fvck?

Sure, go fvck yourself.

Wanna watch?

 

[imported_Ned Flanders]

Originally posted by: conjur
"Hi. What's your name?"

Having almost 60,000 posts indicate you've never pulled this one off yourself.

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you don't mean actually getting slapped do you?

has anyone gotten slapped for using a pick up line?

Well actually...

 

[JRich]

Originally posted by: jEct2
"Does this smell like chloroform?"

Gold!

 

[bsobel]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Nice shoes. Wanna fvck?

Aww a clasic. I have a friend or two that routinely tries this approach. He only has about a 10% success rate, but he usually asks about 10 girls a night so...

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Nice shoes. Wanna fvck?

Sure, go fvck yourself.

Wanna watch?

*dials 911* I'd like to report a pedophile...

 

[The Pentium Guy]

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

 

[Sinsear]

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

While smart and witty it might only work on her.