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Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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15
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Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
You lift with your legs, not with your back.

:thumbsup:

We don't want anyone getting injured out there.

If they're on the hefty side, I'd recommend renting either a forklift or an engine hoist, depending on who wants to be on top...
 

eflat

Platinum Member
Feb 27, 2000
2,109
0
0
Originally posted by: her209
Arms are useful when picking up chicks.

heh did anyone who clicked this not intend on making that joke (i know didn't)?

anyways as long as they just hatched you could carry quite a few.
 

uberman

Golden Member
Sep 15, 2006
1,942
1
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How to pick up lots of chicks.

I've picked up lots of chicks at one time when many eggs have hatched. It's not hard on your back because the incubator is made Styrofoam. It's important to make sure that their feathers have dried before you pick them up and move them to the brooder. Keeping the incubator level is also the key, otherwise all the chicks may roll to one side or they could even be dropped. Make sure that the heat lamp is at the proper distance. You don't want to cook the chicks.

I hope this was helpful.
 

interchange

Diamond Member
Oct 10, 1999
8,022
2,872
136
Hi, I'm <insert name here>. I don't normally do this, but you seem really interesting. Can I give you my phone number?

Usually works. You have to take charge of the conversation. Put the initiative and nerves back on her. Don't play yourself out to be more than you are, but for darn sure don't put her on a pedestal. Just act like a normal person.
 

Maximilian

Lifer
Feb 8, 2004
12,603
9
81
Originally posted by: Shawn
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
Originally posted by: nkgreen
Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
So far, I have failed on so many levels when it comes to picking up chicks.

Maybe yelling "Nice Tits!" out the car window isn't the best idea.

Thing is, me and my buddies are gonna go downtown this weekend and try to pick up chicks.

How would/do you guys pick up chicks? I need some good ideas, and please no corny pick up lines.

why go downtown when your sister is at home?

...please never say that again :disgust:

Did that bring back bad memories of sexcapades with your sister when you were younger or something?

He's this guy *NSFW*

ahahahahaha

HAHAH OMG Theres tears in my eyes through laughing!!!
 

IceBergSLiM

Lifer
Jul 11, 2000
29,933
3
81
Originally posted by: interchange
Hi, I'm <insert name here>. I don't normally do this, but you seem really interesting. Can I give you my phone number?

Usually works. You have to take charge of the conversation. Put the initiative and nerves back on her. Don't play yourself out to be more than you are, but for darn sure don't put her on a pedestal. Just act like a normal person.

girls dont call guys 98% of the time even if they like and are attracted to htem.
 

interchange

Diamond Member
Oct 10, 1999
8,022
2,872
136
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

girls dont call guys 98% of the time even if they like and are attracted to htem.

Is this any different for guys? I'm guessing this guy doesn't have the nuts to call a random chick anyway.

BTW, I've had a way better than 2% success rate at this. Usually they'll wait a week or two and call when it's driving them nuts or they'll txt you. That has made it easier.
 

IceBergSLiM

Lifer
Jul 11, 2000
29,933
3
81
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

girls dont call guys 98% of the time even if they like and are attracted to htem.

Is this any different for guys? I'm guessing this guy doesn't have the nuts to call a random chick anyway.

BTW, I've had a way better than 2% success rate at this. Usually they'll wait a week or two and call when it's driving them nuts or they'll txt you. That has made it easier.

how old are the women your dealing with. Any reasonably hot woman wont chase a guy she just met under any circumstance.(unless he is famous or in a band or something like that)

Well assuming a guy has the balls to talk to a woman to begin with and successfully get the number I will assume he has the balls to call them.
 

interchange

Diamond Member
Oct 10, 1999
8,022
2,872
136
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

girls dont call guys 98% of the time even if they like and are attracted to htem.

Is this any different for guys? I'm guessing this guy doesn't have the nuts to call a random chick anyway.

BTW, I've had a way better than 2% success rate at this. Usually they'll wait a week or two and call when it's driving them nuts or they'll txt you. That has made it easier.

how old are the women your dealing with. Any reasonably hot woman wont chase a guy she just met under any circumstance.(unless he is famous or in a band or something like that)

Well assuming a guy has the balls to talk to a woman to begin with and successfully get the number I will assume he has the balls to call them.

20's. And you're wrong. Try it out. If you don't think it works, you don't understand women. They are schemers. Let them scheme. Make them think they have to trap you to get you.

The only women who won't go for it are the attention whores who know they're hot and don't have to work to find a guy. Avoid these girls. They market themselves as sex objects, so that's all they should be to you. Not worth the energy.
 

IceBergSLiM

Lifer
Jul 11, 2000
29,933
3
81
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

girls dont call guys 98% of the time even if they like and are attracted to htem.

Is this any different for guys? I'm guessing this guy doesn't have the nuts to call a random chick anyway.

BTW, I've had a way better than 2% success rate at this. Usually they'll wait a week or two and call when it's driving them nuts or they'll txt you. That has made it easier.

how old are the women your dealing with. Any reasonably hot woman wont chase a guy she just met under any circumstance.(unless he is famous or in a band or something like that)

Well assuming a guy has the balls to talk to a woman to begin with and successfully get the number I will assume he has the balls to call them.

20's. And you're wrong. Try it out. If you don't think it works, you don't understand women. They are schemers. Let them scheme. Make them think they have to trap you to get you.

The only women who won't go for it are the attention whores who know they're hot and don't have to work to find a guy. Avoid these girls. They market themselves as sex objects, so that's all they should be to you. Not worth the energy.

its been tried it doesnt get results. Why would you advise giving the woman the power in the situation. That just sseems like poor advice. The guy should always be the one in control. Also i guess it depends how you met them. If I go out tonight and get a dozen numbers. I can probably get 50% of them to meet me out. If I go out and give my number to a dozen girls I'll be lucky if 1 calls. Hot women have tons of options they dont need to call anybody they are probably seeing 4-5 guys already. I'm talking about girls that are 8-10+ on the hotness scale. I sat and watched girls pretend to put guys numbers in their phone or take a piece of paper with a guys number and toss it in the trash..hundreds of times. This is why girls when asked for their number by a lame ass always like to say give me yours and I'll call you. Like I said unless you are exceptionally good looking, charismatic or famous its just not going to work giving yoru number out and I challenge you to post your technique if you stand by it so strongly. If it is as solid as you say it is then anyone on this board including myself can try it and get the same results.
 

interchange

Diamond Member
Oct 10, 1999
8,022
2,872
136
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

girls dont call guys 98% of the time even if they like and are attracted to htem.

Is this any different for guys? I'm guessing this guy doesn't have the nuts to call a random chick anyway.

BTW, I've had a way better than 2% success rate at this. Usually they'll wait a week or two and call when it's driving them nuts or they'll txt you. That has made it easier.

how old are the women your dealing with. Any reasonably hot woman wont chase a guy she just met under any circumstance.(unless he is famous or in a band or something like that)

Well assuming a guy has the balls to talk to a woman to begin with and successfully get the number I will assume he has the balls to call them.

20's. And you're wrong. Try it out. If you don't think it works, you don't understand women. They are schemers. Let them scheme. Make them think they have to trap you to get you.

The only women who won't go for it are the attention whores who know they're hot and don't have to work to find a guy. Avoid these girls. They market themselves as sex objects, so that's all they should be to you. Not worth the energy.

its been tried it doesnt get results. Why would you advise giving the woman the power in the situation. That just sseems like poor advice. The guy should always be the one in control. Also i guess it depends how you met them. If I go out tonight and get a dozen numbers. I can probably get 50% of them to meet me out. If I go out and give my number to a dozen girls I'll be lucky if 1 calls. Hot women have tons of options they dont need to call anybody they are probably seeing 4-5 guys already. I'm talking about girls that are 8-10+ on the hotness scale. I sat and watched girls pretend to put guys numbers in their phone or take a piece of paper with a guys number and toss it in the trash..hundreds of times. This is why girls when asked for their number by a lame ass always like to say give me yours and I'll call you. Like I said unless you are exceptionally good looking, charismatic or famous its just not going to work giving yoru number out and I challenge you to post your technique if you stand by it so strongly. If it is as solid as you say it is then anyone on this board including myself can try it and get the same results.

You're probably looking for girls in different places than I am. If you're going to a club or a bar where some hot chick isn't with a dude, then yeah she's going to get a lot of attention. You're not going to get a sniff and it's pointless.

But if you meet them at their place of work, hanging out with a small group, basically some place where their guard isn't up and especially if they aren't enjoying what they're doing and you can be seen as a momentary escape from it, then you'll have better success. I also give them my number on my card proving I have a good job, which helps. I'm generally witty, so that also helps. In this technique, you're really not giving them the power here. If you are so direct then they know they can string you along. If you are assertive but play a little coy then it can work wonders.

Of course, maybe I'm exceptionally good looking and charismatic. Maybe the type of women I look for is vastly different than yours.
 

IceBergSLiM

Lifer
Jul 11, 2000
29,933
3
81
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

girls dont call guys 98% of the time even if they like and are attracted to htem.

Is this any different for guys? I'm guessing this guy doesn't have the nuts to call a random chick anyway.

BTW, I've had a way better than 2% success rate at this. Usually they'll wait a week or two and call when it's driving them nuts or they'll txt you. That has made it easier.

how old are the women your dealing with. Any reasonably hot woman wont chase a guy she just met under any circumstance.(unless he is famous or in a band or something like that)

Well assuming a guy has the balls to talk to a woman to begin with and successfully get the number I will assume he has the balls to call them.

20's. And you're wrong. Try it out. If you don't think it works, you don't understand women. They are schemers. Let them scheme. Make them think they have to trap you to get you.

The only women who won't go for it are the attention whores who know they're hot and don't have to work to find a guy. Avoid these girls. They market themselves as sex objects, so that's all they should be to you. Not worth the energy.

its been tried it doesnt get results. Why would you advise giving the woman the power in the situation. That just sseems like poor advice. The guy should always be the one in control. Also i guess it depends how you met them. If I go out tonight and get a dozen numbers. I can probably get 50% of them to meet me out. If I go out and give my number to a dozen girls I'll be lucky if 1 calls. Hot women have tons of options they dont need to call anybody they are probably seeing 4-5 guys already. I'm talking about girls that are 8-10+ on the hotness scale. I sat and watched girls pretend to put guys numbers in their phone or take a piece of paper with a guys number and toss it in the trash..hundreds of times. This is why girls when asked for their number by a lame ass always like to say give me yours and I'll call you. Like I said unless you are exceptionally good looking, charismatic or famous its just not going to work giving yoru number out and I challenge you to post your technique if you stand by it so strongly. If it is as solid as you say it is then anyone on this board including myself can try it and get the same results.

You're probably looking for girls in different places than I am. If you're going to a club or a bar where some hot chick isn't with a dude, then yeah she's going to get a lot of attention. You're not going to get a sniff and it's pointless.

But if you meet them at their place of work, hanging out with a small group, basically some place where their guard isn't up and especially if they aren't enjoying what they're doing and you can be seen as a momentary escape from it, then you'll have better success. I also give them my number on my card proving I have a good job, which helps. I'm generally witty, so that also helps. In this technique, you're really not giving them the power here. If you are so direct then they know they can string you along. If you are assertive but play a little coy then it can work wonders.

Of course, maybe I'm exceptionally good looking and charismatic. Maybe the type of women I look for is vastly different than yours.

Meeting girls through friends is totally different as you say.

I'm talking about cold approaches. At least where I live, if you are not in college you can meet hotties in two places consistently.......the mall and out at a bar/club/lounge.

not to burst your bubble but handing someone a business card is pretty impersonal IMO. Not to mention it doesnt prove anything about your job.....any douchebag can goto kinkos and get a business card.

try this next time: "Hey I really enjoyed talking to you lets continue this sometime"(take out piece of paper/napkin write your number on it and give it to her) "here's my number whats yours ?" (write down her number on the other piece of paper) Much more authentic IMO. Now in this case if she doesnt call you in a couple of weeks AT LEAST you have the option to call her.
 

interchange

Diamond Member
Oct 10, 1999
8,022
2,872
136
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

girls dont call guys 98% of the time even if they like and are attracted to htem.

Is this any different for guys? I'm guessing this guy doesn't have the nuts to call a random chick anyway.

BTW, I've had a way better than 2% success rate at this. Usually they'll wait a week or two and call when it's driving them nuts or they'll txt you. That has made it easier.

how old are the women your dealing with. Any reasonably hot woman wont chase a guy she just met under any circumstance.(unless he is famous or in a band or something like that)

Well assuming a guy has the balls to talk to a woman to begin with and successfully get the number I will assume he has the balls to call them.

20's. And you're wrong. Try it out. If you don't think it works, you don't understand women. They are schemers. Let them scheme. Make them think they have to trap you to get you.

The only women who won't go for it are the attention whores who know they're hot and don't have to work to find a guy. Avoid these girls. They market themselves as sex objects, so that's all they should be to you. Not worth the energy.

its been tried it doesnt get results. Why would you advise giving the woman the power in the situation. That just sseems like poor advice. The guy should always be the one in control. Also i guess it depends how you met them. If I go out tonight and get a dozen numbers. I can probably get 50% of them to meet me out. If I go out and give my number to a dozen girls I'll be lucky if 1 calls. Hot women have tons of options they dont need to call anybody they are probably seeing 4-5 guys already. I'm talking about girls that are 8-10+ on the hotness scale. I sat and watched girls pretend to put guys numbers in their phone or take a piece of paper with a guys number and toss it in the trash..hundreds of times. This is why girls when asked for their number by a lame ass always like to say give me yours and I'll call you. Like I said unless you are exceptionally good looking, charismatic or famous its just not going to work giving yoru number out and I challenge you to post your technique if you stand by it so strongly. If it is as solid as you say it is then anyone on this board including myself can try it and get the same results.

You're probably looking for girls in different places than I am. If you're going to a club or a bar where some hot chick isn't with a dude, then yeah she's going to get a lot of attention. You're not going to get a sniff and it's pointless.

But if you meet them at their place of work, hanging out with a small group, basically some place where their guard isn't up and especially if they aren't enjoying what they're doing and you can be seen as a momentary escape from it, then you'll have better success. I also give them my number on my card proving I have a good job, which helps. I'm generally witty, so that also helps. In this technique, you're really not giving them the power here. If you are so direct then they know they can string you along. If you are assertive but play a little coy then it can work wonders.

Of course, maybe I'm exceptionally good looking and charismatic. Maybe the type of women I look for is vastly different than yours.

Meeting girls through friends is totally different as you say.

I'm talking about cold approaches. At least where I live, if you are not in college you can meet hotties in two places consistently.......the mall and out at a bar/club/lounge.

not to burst your bubble but handing someone a business card is pretty impersonal IMO. Not to mention it doesnt prove anything about your job.....any douchebag can goto kinkos and get a business card.

try this next time: "Hey I really enjoyed talking to you lets continue this sometime"(take out piece of paper/napkin write your number on it and give it to her) "here's my number whats yours ?" (write down her number on the other piece of paper) Much more authentic IMO. Now in this case if she doesnt call you in a couple of weeks AT LEAST you have the option to call her.

Err. To clarify, I give her my business card and then write my cell phone number on it. Just handing out a card would be impersonal. And if she knows you have her number she definitely won't call you. I have done this successfully cold.
 

RichUK

Lifer
Feb 14, 2005
10,337
677
126
Just say "Hey... Do you wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?"
 

RichUK

Lifer
Feb 14, 2005
10,337
677
126
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
Originally posted by: nkgreen
Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
So far, I have failed on so many levels when it comes to picking up chicks.

Maybe yelling "Nice Tits!" out the car window isn't the best idea.

Thing is, me and my buddies are gonna go downtown this weekend and try to pick up chicks.

How would/do you guys pick up chicks? I need some good ideas, and please no corny pick up lines.

why go downtown when your sister is at home?

...please never say that again :disgust:

Did that bring back bad memories of sexcapades with your sister when you were younger or something?

He's this guy *NSFW*

OMG.. Rofl, he got owned. hahaha (i'm on about whats inside the link BTW)
 

Alex

Diamond Member
Oct 26, 1999
6,995
0
0
lol i hate to break it to you but if you have to ask, in ATOT of all places... i'm not sure there is any hope for you...

sorry man.

just be yourself and talk to girls and be interested in what they say. its simple.
 

IceBergSLiM

Lifer
Jul 11, 2000
29,933
3
81
Originally posted by: interchange
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim


Meeting girls through friends is totally different as you say.

I'm talking about cold approaches. At least where I live, if you are not in college you can meet hotties in two places consistently.......the mall and out at a bar/club/lounge.

not to burst your bubble but handing someone a business card is pretty impersonal IMO. Not to mention it doesnt prove anything about your job.....any douchebag can goto kinkos and get a business card.

try this next time: "Hey I really enjoyed talking to you lets continue this sometime"(take out piece of paper/napkin write your number on it and give it to her) "here's my number whats yours ?" (write down her number on the other piece of paper) Much more authentic IMO. Now in this case if she doesnt call you in a couple of weeks AT LEAST you have the option to call her.

Err. To clarify, I give her my business card and then write my cell phone number on it. Just handing out a card would be impersonal. And if she knows you have her number she definitely won't call you. I have done this successfully cold.

with what sucess rate 1 of 10 .......5 of 10 .........8 of ten........1 of 100
 
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