Picking Up Chicks

[quakefiend420]

this thread can't be real :laugh:

 

[EGGO]

The first two posts got to it before I did.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
So far, I have failed on so many levels when it comes to picking up chicks.

Maybe yelling "Nice Tits!" out the car window isn't the best idea.

Thing is, me and my buddies are gonna go downtown this weekend and try to pick up chicks.

How would/do you guys pick up chicks? I need some good ideas, and please no corny pick up lines.

why go downtown when your sister is at home?

...please never say that again :disgust:

Did that bring back bad memories of sexcapades with your sister when you were younger or something?

He's this guy *NSFW*

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
So far, I have failed on so many levels when it comes to picking up chicks.

Maybe yelling "Nice Tits!" out the car window isn't the best idea.

Thing is, me and my buddies are gonna go downtown this weekend and try to pick up chicks.

How would/do you guys pick up chicks? I need some good ideas, and please no corny pick up lines.

why go downtown when your sister is at home?

...please never say that again :disgust:

Did that bring back bad memories of sexcapades with your sister when you were younger or something?

He's this guy *NSFW*

omg.....i think i'm going to vomit.

 

[MBentz]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
When in doubt....

... rub one out?

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2

hahaha what was I thinking posting a question like that on ATOT

Like I said, you're so money and you don't even know it.

lololol. :heart: swingers

 

[Ragnarok2]

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
So far, I have failed on so many levels when it comes to picking up chicks.

Maybe yelling "Nice Tits!" out the car window isn't the best idea.

Thing is, me and my buddies are gonna go downtown this weekend and try to pick up chicks.

How would/do you guys pick up chicks? I need some good ideas, and please no corny pick up lines.

why go downtown when your sister is at home?

...please never say that again :disgust:

Did that bring back bad memories of sexcapades with your sister when you were younger or something?

He's this guy *NSFW*

omg.....i think i'm going to vomit.

Sad thing is...some people here are actually gonna go and jerk off to that story

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
So far, I have failed on so many levels when it comes to picking up chicks.

Maybe yelling "Nice Tits!" out the car window isn't the best idea.

Thing is, me and my buddies are gonna go downtown this weekend and try to pick up chicks.

How would/do you guys pick up chicks? I need some good ideas, and please no corny pick up lines.

why go downtown when your sister is at home?

...please never say that again :disgust:

Did that bring back bad memories of sexcapades with your sister when you were younger or something?

He's this guy *NSFW*

omg.....i think i'm going to vomit.

Sad thing is...some people here are actually gonna go and jerk off to that story

i already did

 

[quakefiend420]

twice

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
So far, I have failed on so many levels when it comes to picking up chicks.

Maybe yelling "Nice Tits!" out the car window isn't the best idea.

Thing is, me and my buddies are gonna go downtown this weekend and try to pick up chicks.

How would/do you guys pick up chicks? I need some good ideas, and please no corny pick up lines.

why go downtown when your sister is at home?

...please never say that again :disgust:

Did that bring back bad memories of sexcapades with your sister when you were younger or something?

He's this guy *NSFW*

ahahahahaha

 

[dirtboy]

'Sup bitch, date?

 

[Ragnarok2]

Originally posted by: dirtboy
'Sup bitch, date?

That right there pretty much guarantees you a date

 

[Ragnarok2]

Judging by your guys's suggestions, I'd guess that most of you guys
1.Live with your mom
OR
2.Closest you've ever gotten to pussy was your Fleshlight that your mom bought you for your birthday

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
Judging by your guys's suggestions, I'd guess that most of you guys
1.Live with your mom
OR
2.Closest you've ever gotten to pussy was your Fleshlight that your mom bought you for your birthday

funny, you saying that and posting a topic about how to pick up chicks.

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
So far, I have failed on so many levels when it comes to picking up chicks.

Maybe yelling "Nice Tits!" out the car window isn't the best idea.

Thing is, me and my buddies are gonna go downtown this weekend and try to pick up chicks.

How would/do you guys pick up chicks? I need some good ideas, and please no corny pick up lines.

Sigh.
No wonder I am not a lifer.
The collective intellegence of this forum is dropping fast.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
Judging by your guys's suggestions, I'd guess that most of you guys
1.Live with your mom
OR
2.Closest you've ever gotten to pussy was your Fleshlight that your mom bought you for your birthday

judging by the fact that you started this topic on a forum full of computer nerds, i'd guess that you're:

1. in the same boat as the rest of them
AND
2. have absolutely no game whatsoever

i mean, jackass type stuff to get women's attention? what kind of ****** moron are you?

you want some real advice?

be confident in yourself, don't be afraid to be shot down, even master pick up artists get rejected sometimes, be funny, and don't focus on real life ******, that's boring....you want to stimulate her feelings and emotions

now go back to playing counterstrike and masturbating

 

[Aimster]

.. /nick 9inches

I get them all that way

 

[buck]

Maybe yelling "Nice Tits!" out the car window isn't the best idea.

lol

 

[shadow9d9]

What do you want with chickens?

 

[Skunkwourk]

strangely enough, the only time I pull chicks are when I absolutely do not care.

quick story

I was at a club, standing outside by myself looking retarded, when this girl walked past me and said pretty loudly, "goddammit thats the third time some guy has stepped on my feet". Without even thinking, or caring, I said out loud "Maybe its because you have big feet". She looked at me kind of shocked and said "what?". So I just repeated myself (why not right, not like there was anything to salvage). So then she ignored me but was still standing a couple feet from me since she was talking to her friends. A couple minutes pass by, and Im still standing there alone, and she looks at me and asks "so what are you still doing out here?". We ended up just talking about nothing and I got her number, yes we went out, no it didn't go anywhere, but that wasn't the point of the story anyway.

 

[AbAbber2k]

I got some digits tonight, and my track record ain't nothin to brag about.

 

[TechnoKid]

pick up sticks??

 

[frankgomez75]

go up to lots of girls, be confident but not arrogant, have a couple of funny stories ready to talk about.... make them laugh (and not by showing them your penis)
Try to get them to talk about themselves as much as possible... EVERY FEMALE loves to talk about themselves and love guys that LISTEN! At least act like you're listening. Smile alot. Always look like you're having fun. Try not to be around too many cocks... this can intimidate some women. Hang out with a wingman. Laugh alot while you're hangin out with your wingman at the bar, you wanna look like you guys are fun. If possible, invite girls who are just friends to come along with you and your wingman, other girls will see you guys hanging out together and you'll look more tempting.

To much to list.... basically remember this, it's a number game... the more you swing the bat the more likely you are to hit something. Those that don't play don't get laid.

 

[IAteYourMother]

with a username like ragnarok it's no wonder

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: frankgomez75
To much to list.... basically remember this, it's a number game... the more you swing the bat the more likely you are to hit something. Those that don't play don't get laid.

At the very least this will help you get use to conversing with women, which is really the greatest benefit of talking up every women you have a chance to. Even if the first 100 don't pan out, that's 100 instances of extra experience talking to girls you're interested in. To quote Batman Begins... "Why do we fall down? So we can learn to pick ourselves up again." Failure = knowledge gained. Every time you get back up you'll be stronger and better equipped for future encounters.