Picking Up Chicks

[nonnormman]

Asexual = having no attraction to either gender

 

[Ragnarok2]

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: nonnormman
Are you saying all asexual people are homosexuals?

No, not at all. But you bring up a valid point, so yes.

You are just afraid to admit you are gay so you go all asexual. But BAM! A few drinks in you and you are singing show tunes and praising Judy Garland!

rofl! :beer: to that

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
Asexual = having no attraction to either gender

Ahomosexual = stating you have no attraction to either gender, but if you had to choose, it would definitely men.

How do you know you aren't attracted to chicks if you've never done one?

 

[Ragnarok2]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
Asexual = having no attraction to either genderexcept dogs and horses

Fixed. That'll teach you to kiss your dog. ****** sick.

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2

Originally posted by: nonnormman
Asexual = having no attraction to either gender except dogs and horses

Fixed. That'll teach you to kiss your dog. ****** sick.

No, no, no. I think asexual means he doesn't have a preference.

Bisexual is when you do a dog and a horse.

At the same time.

 

[pinion9]

Wait just one damn minute. What the hell is an asexual doing in a thread about picking up chicks? That would be like a woman wandering into the Highly Technical forum....

I call your bluff. You would like chicks if you got a chance to try one.

 

[Ragnarok2]

Originally posted by: pinion9
Wait just one damn minute. What the hell is an asexual doing in a thread about picking up chicks? That would be like a woman wandering into the Highly Technical forum....

I call your bluff. You would like chicks if you got a chance to try one.

You know...you make a good point

 

[nonnormman]

I love my video card more than I love women.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
I love my video card more than I love women.

Thats not where you're supposed to put the thumb drive...

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2

Originally posted by: pinion9
Wait just one damn minute. What the hell is an asexual doing in a thread about picking up chicks? That would be like a woman wandering into the Highly Technical forum....

I call your bluff. You would like chicks if you got a chance to try one.

You know...you make a good point

Methinks he saw the title and was like ZOMGWTFBBQ?!?! The secret, finally revealed. He then rubbed his hands together and cackled a somewhat high pitch pre-pubescent evil laugh, and continued to click.

He then read my post about dressing metrosexual and noted that he had tried it, gay weiner dog t-shirt, tight jeans, makeup, the works!

Now he thinks he is asexual.


I'm outta here! See you guys around. Seriously, try having sex with something and then tells us you are asexual.

Just make sure it has its rabies shots before you do it.

 

[Ragnarok2]

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2

Originally posted by: pinion9
Wait just one damn minute. What the hell is an asexual doing in a thread about picking up chicks? That would be like a woman wandering into the Highly Technical forum....

I call your bluff. You would like chicks if you got a chance to try one.

You know...you make a good point

Methinks he saw the title and was like ZOMGWTFBBQ?!?! The secret, finally revealed. He then rubbed his hands together and cackled a somewhat high pitch pre-pubescent evil laugh, and continued to click.

He then read my post about dressing metrosexual and noted that he had tried it, gay weiner dog t-shirt, tight jeans, makeup, the works!

Now he thinks he is asexual.


I'm outta here! See you guys around. Seriously, try having sex with something and then tells us you are asexual.

Just make sure it has its rabies shots before you do it.

ROFL...this guy cracks me up

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
this is you
fear of girls

HAHAHAHAHAH i actually know morons like that.

 

[ArchCenturion]

Punch her in the face, then drag her to your parents basement.

 

[Ragnarok2]

What I don't get is why gay guys in my school get so many chicks. They were those tight jeans and collars around their necks, and chicks are all over em. Wtf.

 

[Tbirdkid]

you may as well just throw money at the women, thats what you end up doing anyways... in a round about way.

 

[DCFife]

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
I HAVE however noticed that half of the girls in my school are Bi and that gay guys in our school could get more pussy(if they wanted to) than us straight guys. Chicks just swarm around them.

I see nothing has changed since I was in HS in the '80's.

 

[honkee]

U live in Illinois, downtown definitely aint the place to pick up girls.
Majority of women are shopping when they are downtown

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
What I don't get is why gay guys in my school get so many chicks. They were those tight jeans and collars around their necks, and chicks are all over em. Wtf.

they dont have this irrational fear of women like you do and are able to be themselves and treat them as equals not as superiors as you likely do.

Girls dont want to be treated differently than you would treat your guy friends and they dont want you to act differently when you are around them. (obv they like a little romance once in a relationship but your not htere yet)

 

[zephyrprime]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
What I don't get is why gay guys in my school get so many chicks. They were those tight jeans and collars around their necks, and chicks are all over em. Wtf.

they dont have this irrational fear of women like you do and are able to be themselves and treat them as equals not as superiors as you likely do.

Girls dont want to be treated differently than you would treat your guy friends and they dont want you to act differently when you are around them. (obv they like a little romance once in a relationship but your not htere yet)

That's not why. Gay guys are safe since they won't actually do anything with the girls (for the most part). Girls are cowards in that way. Also, gay guys are mentally a lot like chicks so chicks can relate to them easier.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: zephyrprime

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2
What I don't get is why gay guys in my school get so many chicks. They were those tight jeans and collars around their necks, and chicks are all over em. Wtf.

they dont have this irrational fear of women like you do and are able to be themselves and treat them as equals not as superiors as you likely do.

Girls dont want to be treated differently than you would treat your guy friends and they dont want you to act differently when you are around them. (obv they like a little romance once in a relationship but your not htere yet)

That's not why. Gay guys are safe since they won't actually do anything with the girls (for the most part). Girls are cowards in that way. Also, gay guys are mentally a lot like chicks so chicks can relate to them easier.

its def a combo of both our ideas i think... if a straight guy could just be in the company of girls and be genuine and not come off like he is after something they will equally flock to him as well.

 

[DaShen]

I don't "pick up chicks". If there is a girl that I think is interesting though, I will talk to them and see from there.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: DaShen
I don't "pick up chicks". If there is a girl that I think is interesting though, I will talk to them and see from there.

I picked up some chicks last weekend. They were really cute too! I'm still not sure if they're males or females though; it's hard to tell sometimes until their adult feathers come in.

 

[Eli]

The secret to getting chicks is to talk to them.

Simple as that.

 

[Smartazz]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: nkgreen
this is you
fear of girls

OMFG!!!!!!! *fell off chair LMFAO*

Worth 10 minutes of my time?
edit: Oh man, that was pretty funny.

 

[Smartazz]

Originally posted by: pinion9
Is it possible to find yourself a quadrapalegic? That would be an easy score right there...

I have a quadrapalegic friend, well, paralzed from the waste down and he gets action.