This has not been a great week for me. All of this stuff hit me all at once.
Monday morning I wake up to see my eyes extremely red. Thinking nothing of it, I put some Visine and throw on my contacts.
Tuesday its still red so I go out and buy some new contacts (I was wearing mine a few weeks too long). Thought that would solve it all but nope. Tuesday night, I go out drinking for a friend's bday and at this point, putting in visine would result in extreme pain.
Wednesday morning I decided I had to go to the doctor and sure enough its pink eye. I get these drops that Im still using. But also on Wednesday I notice right under my ear, where my jaw connects, there's a small bump. Its like a bruise but its not. It hurts when I open my jaw or when I touch it.
Thursday, my piss starts to fucking burn. Its only at the tip of my dick but its freaking me out here. I start chugging water endlessly. When I have to piss out all that water, it doesnt hurt, but when my piss is yellow, it burns.
Today, my body feels like Ive been hit my truck. Popped one of my left over vicodin pills and that helped a bit. Slept most of the day. Im afraid to piss because it hurts. I just went out and bought two bottles of cranberry juice and I just chugged one. My eyes are still bad. After waking up, I noticed that bump bruise thing at the joint of my groin and my knee. What the fuck.
What can I do about this? Im trying to see a doctor tomorrow but Im not sure Ill be able to get an appointment. I hope to god its not an STD but I've wrapped up every time lately. FML.
Monday morning I wake up to see my eyes extremely red. Thinking nothing of it, I put some Visine and throw on my contacts.
Tuesday its still red so I go out and buy some new contacts (I was wearing mine a few weeks too long). Thought that would solve it all but nope. Tuesday night, I go out drinking for a friend's bday and at this point, putting in visine would result in extreme pain.
Wednesday morning I decided I had to go to the doctor and sure enough its pink eye. I get these drops that Im still using. But also on Wednesday I notice right under my ear, where my jaw connects, there's a small bump. Its like a bruise but its not. It hurts when I open my jaw or when I touch it.
Thursday, my piss starts to fucking burn. Its only at the tip of my dick but its freaking me out here. I start chugging water endlessly. When I have to piss out all that water, it doesnt hurt, but when my piss is yellow, it burns.
Today, my body feels like Ive been hit my truck. Popped one of my left over vicodin pills and that helped a bit. Slept most of the day. Im afraid to piss because it hurts. I just went out and bought two bottles of cranberry juice and I just chugged one. My eyes are still bad. After waking up, I noticed that bump bruise thing at the joint of my groin and my knee. What the fuck.
What can I do about this? Im trying to see a doctor tomorrow but Im not sure Ill be able to get an appointment. I hope to god its not an STD but I've wrapped up every time lately. FML.