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Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only thing I learned from this thread is that the OP and Spidey are a couple of douche bags.
Tallbill: (noun) a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only thing I learned from this thread is that the OP and Spidey are a couple of douche bags.
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only thing I learned from this thread is that the OP and Spidey are a couple of douche bags.
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only thing I learned from this thread is that the OP and Spidey are a couple of douche bags.
Thanks.
Don't deliver to my neighborhood if you can't break a 50/100.
pizza delivery guys are a hair above drug dealer in the scum suckers of society.
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only thing I learned from this thread is that the OP and Spidey are a couple of douche bags.
Thanks.
Don't deliver to my neighborhood if you can't break a 50/100.
pizza delivery guys are a hair above drug dealer in the scum suckers of society.
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only thing I learned from this thread is that the OP and Spidey are a couple of douche bags.
Thanks.
Don't deliver to my neighborhood if you can't break a 50/100.
pizza delivery guys are a hair above drug dealer in the scum suckers of society.
Did you get raped by a bunch of pizza delivery guys or something?
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only thing I learned from this thread is that the OP and Spidey are a couple of douche bags.
Thanks.
Don't deliver to my neighborhood if you can't break a 50/100.
pizza delivery guys are a hair above drug dealer in the scum suckers of society.
Did you get raped by a bunch of pizza delivery guys or something?
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only thing I learned from this thread is that the OP and Spidey are a couple of douche bags.
Thanks.
Don't deliver to my neighborhood if you can't break a 50/100.
pizza delivery guys are a hair above drug dealer in the scum suckers of society.
Did you get raped by a bunch of pizza delivery guys or something?
No. One of my best buds does it on the side.
He tells me he uses this trick all the time.
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only thing I learned from this thread is that the OP and Spidey are a couple of douche bags.
Thanks.
Don't deliver to my neighborhood if you can't break a 50/100.
pizza delivery guys are a hair above drug dealer in the scum suckers of society.
Did you get raped by a bunch of pizza delivery guys or something?
No. One of my best buds does it on the side.
He tells me he uses this trick all the time.
don't get taken. Don't fall for the "I don't have change" scam.
Originally posted by: spidey07
Hey, I'm just saying that I hang out at a pizza joint with my friend from time to time.
And they all sit around and talk about how they "told that richie they didn't have change"
then they sit around and smoke the J about their big score of a couple bucks.
f'in scum sucking losers.
Originally posted by: aplefka
No matter what the subject matter, you girls can always find something to argue about.
Originally posted by: spidey07
pizza delivery guys are a hair above drug dealer in the scum suckers of society.
Originally posted by: DAGTA
Originally posted by: spidey07
pizza delivery guys are a hair above drug dealer in the scum suckers of society.
Wow. Either you've known some really friendly drug dealers or you've never actually met a real drug dealer.
Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: SampSon
No, actually it sucks for the delivery guy.Dude - are you not understanding this - CARRYING CASH ON YOU IS A LIABLITY, and I'll be damned if I'm going to use my personal cash to break your bill because you're too lazy to carry anything smaller than 50's on you.
The store won't cover personal cash If I'm robbed - so I don't give a fvck if I have 200 dollars in one dollar bills as my personal cash - you don't have anything smaller than a 50, sucks for you.
Wouldn't suck for me - I wouldn't give him the pizza, and I'd have the personal satisfaction of knowing that he's an idiot.
Originally posted by: Aimster
Robbery happens all over.
Even in the good areas. Trust me. Every pizza place has a robbery story. You just don't hear about it because probably nobody was killed, but it does happen.
It makes the news one night and that's all.
Originally posted by: Ryan
Yep - I don't know why people think I carry around a credit card machine with me - WTF?!?! lol
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: SampSon
No, actually it sucks for the delivery guy.Dude - are you not understanding this - CARRYING CASH ON YOU IS A LIABLITY, and I'll be damned if I'm going to use my personal cash to break your bill because you're too lazy to carry anything smaller than 50's on you.
The store won't cover personal cash If I'm robbed - so I don't give a fvck if I have 200 dollars in one dollar bills as my personal cash - you don't have anything smaller than a 50, sucks for you.
Wouldn't suck for me - I wouldn't give him the pizza, and I'd have the personal satisfaction of knowing that he's an idiot.
Why the hell would you think that he is an idiot? Is part of your autoattendant (IVR system, or whatever you want to call it) when people call to place orders an information bit, reminding customers that they cannot pay with anything larger than a $20?
I personally had *no* idea whatsoever that a delivery guy would not usually be able to break a $50. I personally try not to pay for anything with denominations larger than $20, but that's just because I know that it's inconvenient for some places to break bills larger than $20. A delivery guy... I would not have imagined that would be the case. I can think of multiple times that I've been places, and the delivery guy was given a $50 or $100, and was able to break it. I know of two instances in which the delivery man was from Papa John's, and there were occasions from other pizza places, too.
I've been working concessions at high school events for many years now - yes, I know that it's not remotely the same as delivery, but nonetheless, there is still a high risk of robbery. We used to open each night with around $500, mainly in 1's, and quarters. In the last year, we've had to increase that a LOT, because more and more people are paying with 50s and 100s. It's to the point that I spend nearly half of my time pulling large bills from the drawers, and locking them up, and a couple of years ago, that only took a few minutes per night - because we rarely encountered large bills. <shrug> We have to accomodate the customers... I guess that delivery guys get enough business that they don't have to do that.
Originally posted by: Aimster
Robbery happens all over.
Even in the good areas. Trust me. Every pizza place has a robbery story. You just don't hear about it because probably nobody was killed, but it does happen.
It makes the news one night and that's all.
Robbery of drivers, or of stores? I know of many pizza shops around here that have been robbed, but I can't think of a single driver that has been robbed (and my sister's long-time boyfriend is the general manager of a local pizza chain, and is friends with other managers.... so I get to hear a lot of stories).
Originally posted by: Ryan
Yep - I don't know why people think I carry around a credit card machine with me - WTF?!?! lol
I know of quite a few drivers in the Columbus area that *do* carry credit card machines with them. I wouldn't expect that of every place, but I know of some places that I am sure I could expect that.
Originally posted by: daclayman
That's prolly Donato's; they'd make their drivers blow customers for a buck if it went to the bottom line. :Q
As a 14+ year delivery loser... I don't accept fitty's. I'll offer you 'the speech':
"I'm sorry, I don't carry enough change to accept your ($50 / $100 / bridge card). If you have a credit or debit card, I can call that in or a personal would work also."
I have a small 'section 8' neighborHOOD where it's necessary for teh locals to 'understand'. I also carry a small screwdriver so I can 'fix' things if they go bad on a delivery.
And Spidey, it appears you can't pick up girls, but you can always pick up a pizza.
Originally posted by: TallBill
Ordered up a pappa john's pizza. Guy shows up and I have him a 50. He said he didn't have change for a 50, so I just handed him back the pizza.
He then decided that he could trust me with the pizza and come back later for payment once he had change. Worst delivery person ever.
At least the pizza is good.
EDIT - Update, the guy finally came back. I appologized again for not having anything smaller, and he appologized for not having the change, and said it was no big deal. Btw, this time he was carrying well over 100 in his "wad. I gave him a 3.50 tip, and found out where he worked on base. (Hes at the same Army base as mine). I told him I wont pull him over
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only thing I learned from this thread is that the OP and Spidey are a couple of douche bags.
Thanks.
Don't deliver to my neighborhood if you can't break a 50/100.
pizza delivery guys are a hair above drug dealer in the scum suckers of society.
Did you get raped by a bunch of pizza delivery guys or something?
No. One of my best buds does it on the side.
He tells me he uses this trick all the time.
don't get taken. Don't fall for the "I don't have change" scam.
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only thing I learned from this thread is that the OP and Spidey are a couple of douche bags.
Originally posted by: Ryan
Man - what makes you think he's going to have change for a 50?!? It's company policy for Papa John's that they don't carry any more than 15 dollars in change on them at one time for my store.
How is it his fault for following his company's procedure? You got your pizza - now the guy is going to have to waste more time going back to your house to get payment - causing him to miss more deliveries, which = less tips.
Worst customer evAr!
Originally posted by: Flash1969
Then your buddy is a scumbag. I deliver pizza part time and never pull this. Although most times I won't have change for a 50 either as we are expected to make drops after every run. If I get a 50 and I don't have change I will offer to leave the pizza with the customer and take the 50 back to the store to get change. Letting the order taker know that you are paying with a 50 or 100 dollar bill helps because I can take the cash needed to complete the sale.
Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: webcammie
So when he comes back, will you tip him?
Of course I will. I dont buy the 15 dollar change thing. As soon as he gets to the first house that pays cash he'll have however much cash anyways. So why not start with a decent amount.
Whenever I was a waiter, I carried 100-200 cash in all size bills for any situation my customers had.
Lets see - how likely were you to get robbed as a waiter!?!?! Wait for it....wait for it.....HARDLY EVER.
What if his first couple of customers paid with check or credit card? Drivers are required to drop all large bills in their locker boxes after every delivery - per Papa John's policy. Don't want to buy that explaination?! - I know, I'm a manager and driver at one. :roll:
The blame lies on you - and you're just causing this guy to loose even more money! Congrats Tallbill.
Yeah well maybe next time he'll pick a company that lets him drive around with 35 dollars. I still dont see how anyone who deals in cash daily doesn't have 35 dollars. I could almost understand if he didn't have change for a 100.
Btw, chances of him getting robbed are pretty low. Maybe things are different in a bigger city.
Um - this is standard procedure at every delivery company.