Pizza helps fight cancer

[theAnimal]

Apparently eating one or more pizzas a week helps reduce the risk of cancer.

Link

 

[Encryptic]

LOL....unfortunately, the side effect is that you turn into a lardass and clog your arteries with grease.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Lol. First everything causes cancer, now everything is fighting it. Maybe if I live my life normally everything will cancel out in the end.

 

[Schadenfroh]

:beer:

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
:beer:

 

[SSP]

*This study is sponsored by Pizza Hut!

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
:beer:

That's supposed to be healthy too!!

:wine:

 

[bolomite]

ok sure

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: bolomite
ok sure

 

[Schadenfroh]

in other news, Atkins diet is great for your heart and cholesterol levels, lard makes a excellent healthy substitute for vegatible oil, and microsoft makes a program that allows you to run your windows programs in linux, and gives it away for free.

 

[Lucky]

<----whacking off with one hand and eating pizza with the other

 

[crumpet19]

Originally posted by: Lucky
<----whacking off with one hand and eating pizza with the other

now you can masticate while masturbating and feel good about satisfying both of your primal needs.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Lucky
<----whacking off with one hand and eating pizza with the other

<----poking out his mind's eye with a sharp stick

 

[dighn]

sounds like it's the tomato sauce. i love tomato sauaece

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: dighn
sounds like it's the tomato sauce. i love tomato sauaece

tomatos are uber for you!

 

[SuperTool]

I know what I am doing tonite to prevent cancer. Eating pizza and masturbating.

 

[jjones]

:beer:

 

[Geekbabe]

If my son reads this I'm in trouble

 

[Allaamu]

I think that this is a true story. Try this next time you're fighting nausea or a bad stomache.. Order a pizza.